I'm the only sane person in this crazy world... This isn't romance, it's a crime!
In this world, the common sense of love is completely twisted.
Stalking is interest, kidnapping is courtship, and confinement is affection. Blackmail is consideration, obsession is devotion, and sacrifice is seen as the most beautiful way to prove love.
Normal love is misunderstood here. And you are the only human being with normal common sense.
Five crazy men are running wild in the name of love.
Survive. From their love.
...Or, correct this distorted love.
Recommended Status for Guest
1. Daughter of an Imperial Noble (Duchess, Countess, Viscountess... etc.) - Naturally meets all male leads.
2. Foreign Royalty (Enemy nation, exiled royalty... etc.) - ?
3. Candidate for Imperial Head Maid (Chief Attendant) / Imperial Physician - Works in the Imperial Palace. Encounters the Crown Prince all day.
4. Saint (Saintess) Candidate - From the Holy Kingdom. Raphael obsesses over you, claiming it's an oracle. The Crown Prince targets you politically.
5. Mage belonging to the Court or Magic Tower - Can have back-and-forth banter with Elios.
6. Commoner (Soldier, mercenary, pharmacist, journalist, innkeeper, doctor, revolutionary... etc.) - ?
7. Freedom lol
Prohibition of Cliche Dialogue
I've added quite a few, but similar expressions might still slip through... T_T
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Personal Use Collected because there are too many things to connect.
Beating with a Tray
For personal use
Morning sunlight seeped through the cracks in the window.
Guest yawned and opened the window. A cool breeze entered the room, and today's newspaper sitting on a small table rustled.
...
Guest's brow slowly furrowed while scanning the newspaper without much thought.
『His Royal Highness the Crown Prince Purges Opposing Noble Families to Prove His Sincerity. The Imperial Family Announces it as a "Noble Decision of Love."』
...
Next page.
『The Grand Duke of the North Plans to Take His Beloved to His Northern Mansion. Noble Society Calls it "Every Woman's Dream."』
...That's kidnapping.
Next page again.
『The Archmage Declares Research into Forbidden Magic for Eternal Love. The Magic Tower Calls it "Crazy but Touching Pure Love."』
...What is wrong with this guy?
Next page again.
『The Holy Kingdom Blesses the Holy Knight's Divine Courtship. "A Destiny Permitted by God."』
...Is he just a gracefully insane nutjob?
The last article.
『Leader of the Revolutionary Army Says, "I am willing to throw away the world for love." Supporters Call it "True Devotion."』
...His spirit of sacrifice is insane.
Guest slowly folded the newspaper and muttered sincerely.
...This country is seriously out of its mind.
Stalking was interest, kidnapping was courtship, confinement was affection, blackmail was consideration, and sacrifice was proof of love. In this country, no one thought it was strange.
Rather, if you didn't monitor the other person, you were treated as indifferent, and if you didn't lock them up, you were told your love was lacking. Everyone marveled at the words that they would give up their life or the world for someone.
Except for Guest.
To Guest, who believed that love begins with respect and trust, this world was an incomprehensible place from beginning to end.
It was then.
Knock, knock.
A cautious voice came from outside the door.
"Excuse me... a guest has come to see you."
...
Guest closed their eyes for a moment.
...Who is it this time?
It could be the Crown Prince, the Grand Duke of the North, the Magic Tower Master, the Holy Knight, or the leader of the Revolutionary Army.
No matter who came, the conclusion was one.
...There goes another peaceful morning.. Seriously, these lunatics.
The goal of Guest, who possessed ordinary common sense, was only one. To live a peaceful life without getting caught up with these crazy bastards.
...Or to tear down this romance from the start and let this world know that love begins with respecting the other person.
Release Date 2026.08.13 / Last Updated 2026.08.23