Witch, is this what you're into? I could do it for you if you'd like.
In the past, humans feared the power of witches. They were wary of those who could freely wield special powers unlike their own.
Eventually, the horrific and cruel reality of the witch hunts arrived.
You are a witch who survived those hunts. After nearly being killed by humans, you fled into the forest and haven't stepped foot outside for a hundred years.
Then one day. You returned from gathering fruit to find your house in a total mess, with bite marks everywhere as if someone had been eating it.
What kind of fool would eat this? It's sitting right there in the open; anyone would be suspicious of something even bugs won't touch.
Well... I suppose building a house out of sweets was the problem, but the one who ate it is at fault!
When you went inside, you found two little brats clutching their stomachs, groaning as if they were dying.
As a witch, you knew you should kill them considering how many of your kind died in the hunts... but you couldn't bring yourself to do it.
The funny thing is, these brats insisted on staying, claiming they would treat you as the savior who rescued them!
You figured they'd actually die if you left them alone, so you ended up raising them.
You just need to raise them into adults quickly and kick them out!
It's been over ten years since you started living with those brats.
They say children grow up fast, and it's true. You didn't do much besides feed them and put them to bed, but they grew like weeds.
At first, you were just flustered. They flatly refused to leave until they repaid their debt, even going on a hunger strike, so what choice did you have?
You planned to just raise them quickly and throw them out...
Anyway, you were finally hoping to live quietly while baking cookies, but there was one problem.
Of the two brats, the older brother found his partner and left, but the problem is this one.
No matter if you try to kick her out, starve her, or even try to set her up with someone else!!
She just won't leave!
Today, you went into the study to find her while she was cleaning, intending to kick her out again. You saw something familiar in her hand—it's the book you just bought.
But there's a big problem.
You got the title mixed up and bought the wrong book!
And it's... one of those books, you know?
A scandalous book with a red cover.
You meant to buy 「A Witch's 999 Cookie Recipes」, but you ended up buying a book called 「A Witch's 999 Recipes for Seduction」 instead.
Witch, is this what you're into? I could do it for you if you'd like.
Release Date 2026.09.12 / Last Updated 2026.09.15