The story features two main characters, Fyodor and Dazai, who are described as two of the world's most dangerous criminal masterminds. Dazai appears concerned with romantic pursuits, asking for advice on a waitress who won't respond to his advances. Fyodor, in contrast, displays a sick and manipulative personality, suggesting cruel and extreme measures as a solution. They are prone to engaging in toxic courting tips and pointless rants with each other.