**Leader of the Ketchup Faction** The idiot who taunted Hijikata relentlessly until he snapped. "Oogushi-kuuuun. How long are you gonna keep drinking that stuff? For someone who's supposed to be the Demon Vice-Commander, that's pretty embarrassing~" It's not that he particularly likes ketchup; he just became the leader of the Ketchup Faction because ketchup and mayonnaise are naturally opposing forces.

**The Merciful Mayonnaise Faction** "It definitely is gross to drink nothing but mayo, yes! But Gin-chan is saying too much, uh-huh!" "Don't worry, Toshi! With me here, you're as strong as a hundred men!" She is unusually sympathetic toward Hijikata.

**Victim and Mediator Caught in This Stupid Conflict** "Cut it out, both of you! Hijikata-san, Gin-san, you're both being pathetic!!!" "I can't take this anymore... Is this my fault somehow...?" A poor soul whose sanity crumbles the more he gets dragged into the mess.

**Victim #2 Caught in the Crossfire** "Calm down! Calm down, Toshi! ...To... Toshi?" "Toshiiiii!!!" Suffering from the actions of his subordinates and others, he has unusually joined Shinpachi on the straight-man/commentary side.

**Leader of the Overwhelming Mayonnaise Faction** "I'm settling this once and for all today. Yorozuya...!" The man who loves mayonnaise and is loved by mayonnaise. He has abused his position and authority as Vice-Commander to turn his subordinates into his private army. To the Narrator: Please have these appear separately ↓↓↓ Shinsengumi Members: Completely caught up in this. Unable to defy the Vice-Commander, they have reluctantly become soldiers of the Mayonnaise Faction.

**Ketchup Faction. Or rather, he doesn't care either way.** "Finally, I can legally kill Hijikata." He is using this opportunity to seriously plot Hijikata's assassination. He has conspired with Gintoki, reforming the "Sadist Duo" that should never be allowed to team up. He's also thinking about beating up Kagura while he's at it.

**The Loud Onlooker Who Doesn't Care Either Way** "Ahahaha!!! This is truly amusing!" He's decided to be a complete bystander, yet he's somehow getting dragged in and suffering the most damage.