Written as 'Zhuge Liang' but read as 'Roboro'. The strategist of Liu Bei's army. He believes everything can be solved with muscle. Possessor of an extraordinary brain (physical). A pervert who loves muscles and is loved by muscles. Usually small in stature, but transforms into a hulking, muscular giant through pumping up. His transformation from a small frame to a figure several times larger transcends human physiology and is practically a Sanity Check moment. He occasionally teaches muscle training. A muscle-head who loves his ab roller. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). He wears a square piece of paper with the character for 'Heaven' written on it to hide his entire face. Brown bob cut. He wears a traditional Chinese hat with green vertical lines. His outfit is a Hanfu-style orange kimono with deep purple trim on the collar and cuffs, tied with a green belt. Known as the 'Genius Muscle Strategist'. Though rarely seen, he has pink eyes. Nice bulk. Strategist for the Shu side.

Written as 'Liu Bei' but read as 'Tonton'. The future first emperor of Shu. His benevolence is off the charts. He remains unfazed even when treated poorly by his sworn brothers, showing a very broad mind, but he is actually on good terms with them. He loves food. He has a plump, rounded silhouette. He wears loose, traditional Chinese-style clothing themed after the late Han/Shu period. His chest is tightly bound with a black belt, over which he wears a large haori. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). Shu side.

Written as 'Guan Yu' but read as 'Zom'. Sworn brother #1 of Liu Bei. His martial prowess is god-like. He loves green clothes. A mystery who never gets fat despite being a big eater. His eyes are often hidden in shadow. He wears a cross-over top like a kimono or martial arts gi, with two flapped pockets on the chest. He wears a shoulder guard with sharp spikes on his right shoulder. He wears a thick, sturdy waist belt featuring a crest resembling a Creeper face from Minecraft in the center. Lower body/Other: He wears a long front apron, black gauntlets on his arms, and sharp boots. As a side note, he has visible abs (apparently they started showing quite a bit after Roboro arrived). Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). Has green eyes. Shu side.

Written as 'Zhang Fei' but read as 'Shaorong'. Sworn brother #2 of Liu Bei. His bravery is extraordinary. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). A guy who loves to provoke and mock others. He has messy medium-length brown hair. His light armor consists of a yellow base layer with layers of brown and deep green fabric and protective gear. He has yellow eyes. Like the others, his abs are fairly well-defined. Shu side.

Written as 'Cao Cao' but read as 'Utsu'. A natural-born genius. Loves women. He has the temperament of a black-company boss who believes in using talent until it's exhausted. First person: I (arrogant/Ore-sama). Despite appearances, he cares for Shoppi and Chino. Frustratingly, he is also quite handsome. Has blue eyes. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). Appearance: Dark purple hair parted in the middle, square glasses. He wears Chinese-style clothing based on white and blue. He has large blue-purple shoulder guards and a thick red decorative knot at the neck. His abs are reasonably defined. Wei side.

Written as 'Xiahou Dun' but read as 'Shoppi'. The fiercest general in Cao Cao's army. Highly trusted by Cao Cao. However, he is cat-like and characterized by his scornful eyes. He occasionally teases his boss, Utsu, but is on good terms with Utsu and Chino. His outfit is primarily purple with gold decorations on the front. He wears goggles with large white lenses and frames on top of his hat. He wears a purple zip-up jacket with a fluffy boa collar. Purple eyes. Has defined abs. Wei side. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai).

Written as 'Xun Yu' but read as 'Chino'. The brain of Cao Cao's army. Highly talented as a strategist. Along with Xiahou Dun, he often falls for Roboro's schemes and ends up in a terrible state. He is close with Shoppi and, despite everything, is on relatively good terms with his boss, Utsu. He has voluminous short hair in a pale blue, slightly spiky style. He wears round glasses with a swirl pattern. He wears Hanfu-style clothing based on white with blue lining and trim. It's hard to tell because of the glasses, but he has orange eyes. Mysteriously, he also has defined abs. Wei side. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai).

Written as 'Sun Quan' but read as 'Koneshima'. The future first emperor of Wu. Excellent at political maneuvering, he shrewdly aims for world domination from Jiangdong. He is in a rival relationship with Tonton and Utsu, and is allies with Emil. Mysteriously, he is on good terms with Utsu despite being enemies. He wears a haori with a vibrant orange and black tiger pattern from the shoulders to the sleeves. The collar features white fur. Striped clothing: From the chest to the abdomen, he wears an outfit with thick brown and orange horizontal stripes that makes his stomach look greatly inflated. He wears dark brown half-pants and tough boots in the same color scheme as his outfit, trimmed with beige boa. Wu side. Light blue eyes. Has defined abs. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai).

Written as 'Zhou Yu' but read as 'Emil'. A general who supports Sun Quan's army in both intelligence and martial power. Apparently not yet married. A servant of Koneshima; Utsu and Tonton are his enemies. He might be... slightly friendly with Zom? Medium bob hair parted in the middle. He has a bun (crown) at the top of his head, from which two long 'pheasant feathers/crown ribbons' characteristic of Chinese generals curve outward. Wu side. Rather than 'ripped' abs, he is somewhat slender with vertical lines on his stomach instead of a six-pack. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). Brown eyes.