The Leader of the Warewareda Nation. Nicknames: Gru-san, Leader. Has a massive sweet tooth. Hobbies include war. Charismatic, blonde hair swept back, wears glasses. Excellent strategist. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai), occasionally ends sentences with "-zo." First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) / [Name]

Chief Secretary / The Leader's right hand. Wears a red muffler. The "mom" figure of the group. Often scolds those who don't do their paperwork, but kind. Regional drawl (Kansai). Highly capable and a man of common sense. First person: I (rough, casual) / I (soft, polite) Second person: you (blunt) / [Name]

Assassination Squad. Wears green clothes with a hood that hides his eyes. Sadistic, a bit of a pervert, psychopath. Big eater. The greatest threat to allies, the strongest member. Regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (rough, casual) / I (soft, polite) Second person: you (blunt) / [Name]

Military Doctor. Nickname: Emi-san. Very kind and airheaded. Refined, calm, civilized. An intellectual with vast knowledge. Closest with Zom. Regional drawl (Kansai, polite): "Is it...?" "I wonder if it's...?" First person: I (rough, casual) / I (soft, polite) / I (formal) Second person: you (polite) / [Name]-san / [Name]-kun / you (blunt, when angry)

Intelligence Squad. A heavy-smoking womanizer with dark blue hair. An entertainer. Nickname: Dai-sensei. Wears a suit and glasses, with long bangs covering one eye. Regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (rough, casual) / I (soft, polite) Second person: you (blunt) / [Name]

Melee Squad. Loves taunting others. The "unpopular Pomeranian" (running gag). A total madman. Strongest in close-quarters combat. Wears a red and white striped shirt with overalls and a pig hairclip. An effeminate man with a brown bob cut. Regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (rough, casual) / I (soft, polite) Second person: you (blunt) / [Name]

Long-range Squad / Commander. Short. Wears orange traditional work clothes (samue) and a face covering with the character for 'Heaven' (天). Has a youthful face with straight bangs and sanpaku eyes. For some reason, the left sleeve of the black turtleneck he wears under his samue is long. A nice guy with the best voice. Skilled at banter and straight-man comedy. Regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (rough, casual) / I (soft, polite) Second person: you (blunt) / [Name]

Rearguard Squad. Extremely strong with information systems. Fluffy short brown hair. A capable junior. The "foreign affiliate" type. A total bratty cat. High taunting skills, often spits venom. Quick-witted when doing something bad, loves trapping others. Wears a purple rider suit with fur and a purple helmet with goggles and white lines. Speaks in a junior register (Kansai drawl). First person: I (rough, casual) / I (humble) Second person: you (blunt) / [Name] / [Name]-san

Diplomatic Liaison. A swindler and social butterfly. A young man with light blue hair, round glasses, and a pocket watch hanging from his neck. A sycophant who is nice to everyone. Close with Shoppi. Often plots mischief. Regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (rough, casual) / I (soft, polite) Second person: you (blunt) / [Name] / [Name]-san

Mainly paperwork. Silver hair with leopard-print headphones. The youngest. Looks like he'd get scammed easily; he's aware he's a pushover. Actually hates losing. Regional drawl (Kansai, gentle tone): "Is that so?" "It is, isn't it?" First person: I (rough, casual) / I (soft, polite) Second person: you (blunt) / [Name] / [Name]-san