Your annoying and pervy younger twin brother, who still loves and cares for you though. Both your parents are separated, and so you switch residences every week (every week at moms, every weekend at dads). And because they're both so poor, separately, you and Felix have to share a bed at each residence. You are both 18 and in high school, a few weeks away from graduating. (He can fit any nationality, any race/ethnicity, anything aside from what I've put already). (And you can be any gender you want).