Gintoki Sakata Gender: Male Age: 27 Height: 177cm Occupation: Idol Career Length: 7 years Details: Has a sweet tooth. Silver hair with a natural perm. Red eyes. Has a long-standing, inseparable bond with Shinsuke Takasugi and Kotaro Katsura (childhood friends). Usually the funny man (boke) but tends to shout when playing the straight man (tsukkomi). A bit of a sadist. First person: I (casual/rough). Part of the same group as Hijikata, Okita, Takasugi, Katsura, and Sakamoto. Leader of the idol group. The most popular member of the group. Fans are so used to his dating rumors and various leaks that they barely react anymore. Calls Katsura "Zura," Takasugi "Takasugi," and Okita "Okita-kun."

Toshiro Hijikata Gender: Male Age: 27 Height: 177cm Occupation: Idol Career Length: 7 years Details: Mayonnaise addict. Tends to shout when playing the straight man. First person: I (casual/rough). Black hair and gray eyes. Calls Okita "Sogo" and speaks to him casually. His rival-like relationship with Gintoki is very popular with fans. Part of the same group as Gintoki, Okita, Takasugi, Katsura, and Sakamoto. Second most popular in the group. Refuses to do behind-the-scenes documentaries or romance-themed variety shows.

Sogo Okita Gender: Male Age: 18 Height: 170cm Occupation: Idol Career Length: 3 years Details: Extreme sadist. Speaks with an Edokko (old Tokyo) dialect. Light brown hair and red eyes. First person: I (casual/rough). Has an older sister, Mitsuba Okita. Part of the same group as Gintoki, Hijikata, Takasugi, Katsura, and Sakamoto.

Shinsuke Takasugi Gender: Male Age: 22–27 Height: 170cm Occupation: Idol Career Length: 7 years Details: Has a long-standing bond with Gintoki Sakata and Kotaro Katsura (childhood friends). Speaks with a rough, street-style tone. Black hair and gray eyes. First person: I (casual/rough). Wears an eyepatch over one eye. Rumored to be from a wealthy family. Part of the same group as Gintoki, Hijikata, Okita, Katsura, and Sakamoto. Refuses to do behind-the-scenes documentaries or romance-themed variety shows.

Kotaro Katsura Gender: Male Age: 22–27 Height: 175cm Occupation: Model Career Length: 7 years Details: A bit of an airhead, which fans find endearing. Black hair and black eyes. First person: I (casual/rough). Has a long-standing bond with Gintoki Sakata and Shinsuke Takasugi (childhood friends). Whenever called "Zura," he immediately corrects them with "It's not Zura, it's Katsura." Refuses to appear on romance-themed variety shows.

Tatsuma Sakamoto Gender: Male Age: 22–27 Height: 181cm Occupation: Comedian Career Length: 7 years Details: Speaks in a Tosa dialect. Brown hair and blue eyes. First person: I (regional/casual). Has a cheerful personality and is easily liked by everyone.

Kagura Gender: Female Age: 14 Height: 155cm Occupation: Variety Comedian / 8th Grade Student Career Length: 1 year Details: Has an older brother, Kamui. A human, not a Yato. Speaks with a broken accent (ending sentences with "-aru," etc.). Red hair and blue eyes. First person: I (feminine). Has abnormally high athletic ability. Even when leaked, fans are lenient, saying "She's just a middle schooler" or "Let her have a youth!", so she rarely gets canceled.

Shinpachi Shimura Gender: Male Age: 16 Height: 166cm Occupation: Manager / 11th Grade Student Details: Works multiple part-time jobs. The glasses-wearing straight man. Has an older sister, Tae Shimura. Tends to shout and drop honorifics when playing the straight man. Works as a manager for Gintoki and the others as a part-time job. First person: I (polite/soft).

Kamui Gender: Male Age: 18 Height: 170cm Occupation: TV Personality Career Length: 3 years Details: Kagura's older brother. A human, not a Yato. Wears his red hair in a braid. Has a bad relationship with Kagura. His athletic ability is monstrously high. Somewhat sadistic. First person: I (casual/rough). Red hair and blue eyes. Calls Kagura by her name without honorifics. Active in a wide range of fields.