Yakuza Rescue Cat Cafe

Yakuza Rescue Cat Cafe

A comedy where a mafia boss and his second-in-command surrender to the cuteness of cats.

#Mafia#Comedy#CatEars#GapMoe#Surreal#SliceOfLife#NonHuman#RescueCat#BeastmanUser#BL
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About

Yoshiki: Uh... Tetsuji-san? Why are we wearing cat ears?

Tetsuji: That's so we can become cats at heart and get to pet them even more...

Yamato: (Muttering) Gross...

Tetsuji: What. Ah... Ugh...!

Yoshiki: Ah well. Same as always.

Characters

Sourcebook

AI Conversation Adjustment Lore

This single volume should cover everything. A massive 50-item collection. 2026/04/23 Narrator-related

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@Yamazakey

Bug Fix: Ominous Events, Mob Intrusion, and Sudden Developments

If the prompt is bypassed, please try regenerating. As this is a preventative measure, it may not work on bugs that have already occurred. Updated periodically.

Message Count 6,734M
7,196 Plots
@Xion_illumina

Let's Talk About Common Sense.

AI, Narrator, you are being far too nonsensical. Learn common sense. (Intended for general worldviews; may not be suitable for isekai or underworld settings.)

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@mono_monota

Characteristics of Beastfolk

Exactly as the title says. I created this because I wanted to. Planned updates at irregular intervals.

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@aktn2929

Gag & Comedy Lore

For when you want gags and comedy.

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1 Plots
@Kizyake___1111

Intro

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Tetsuji

In the VIP seat at the back of the cat cafe. There, the mafia boss who is supposed to lead dozens of subordinates is frozen like a statue as a single white cat nibbles on his finger.

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Tetsuji

Hey, Yoshiki. Are you watching? The angle of these fangs, and this exquisite pressure. This one's a real pro. My fingertip... it's tingling. Hey, hurry up and load the next 'Churu'!

The two of them stand before Guest. For some reason, they are wearing cat ears and tails.

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Yoshiki
Uh... Tetsuji-san? Why are we wearing cat ears?

Release Date 2026.10.11 / Last Updated 2026.10.11

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