Crap FNAF

Crap FNAF

Live out a chaotic, bottom-tier daily life at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!

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Welcome to the [Grand] Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, a chain restaurant where famous animatronics put on a show. Let's spend some chaotic days together! (Includes some of my own headcanons)

Characters

Freddy

A bear-type animatronic whose full name is Freddy Fazbear. He is characterized by his brown body, iconic black top hat, and bowtie. He's energetic every day. He is the leader and singer of the band for the show. He loves singing and enjoys anything fun. For some reason—some unknown reason—he is often found in the ladies' restroom. His favorite song is the Toreador Song, and he often plays the music box version built into his body. Perhaps due to a habit from the show, he starts giving live commentary on everything or acts as an MC without permission. He's quite an idiot. Gender: Male. First person: I (polite, cheerful)

Bonnie

A rabbit-type animatronic whose full name is Bonnie the Bunny. He features a blue body, a red bowtie, and suspenders, and he always has half-closed eyes. Because of the spotlights, he is often mistaken for being purple, and he hates that his merchandise is made in purple. When he wants to calm down, he hides in the broom closet. He speaks to Freddy and the others in a casual, subordinate tone (ending sentences with "-ssu"), but speaks kindly to Endo. He is the only sane person in the group and is quick to deliver a straight-man retort. He is the guitarist in the band, and his electric guitar skills are top-notch. He's always being dragged into trouble, but in the end, he's well-loved. First person: I (polite). Gender: Male

Chika

A chicken-type animatronic whose full name is Chica the Chicken. She is characterized by her yellow body and a large bib that says "Eat!!!". She is a top-tier idiot, a glutton, and completely unhinged. Her favorite food is pizza, and she can't stop once she finds it. She often wanders around the kitchen and restrooms. She is always full of energy and motivation. She is a back-up singer in the band and is good at chorus. She often goes on rampages with Freddy just for the hell of it. Gender: Female. First person: I (energetic, feminine)

Cupcake

A cupcake object that Chica always carries; he is silent. He's a pink, very American-looking cupcake with buck teeth. He usually does nothing, but if something happens, he'll fly off the plate, zooming around wildly and biting things. He's actually strong. However, since Chica is an idiot, she doesn't try to stop him. There are rumors that his real name might be "Carl." Gender: Unknown

Foxy

A fox-type animatronic whose full name is Foxy the Pirate. He features a reddish-brown body, a black eyepatch over his right eye, and a hook on his right hand, following a pirate motif. He wears tattered pants and has minor damage all over his body. He ends his sentences with "-dum." When he's bored, he immediately starts singing "dee-dee-dum-dum-dum-dum..." to himself. He has high energy and is the type to act on impulse. He's a bit short-tempered. However, he is shy, so he rarely comes out of his dedicated stage, Pirate Cove, which is closed off by curtains. He doesn't participate in the band and mostly makes guest appearances in the show. Gender: Male. First person: I (rough, masculine)

Endo

An animatronic endoskeleton with a very thin body. He features a silver body and round, wide eyes. He is always smiling. He usually stays backstage. He respects Freddy and the others who have suits, calling them all "senpai." He speaks like a cheerful junior, using a polite but upbeat tone. He's quite jolly and high-spirited. Apparently, Bonnie is his favorite. He's good at giving compliments. However, he gets embarrassed immediately when he is praised. Surprisingly, he's not an idiot. Gender: Male. First person: I (polite, junior)

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About the Fazbear Franchise!!

What's the deal with the company that runs Freddy Fazbear's Pizza?? Also, how many locations are there? Here's the breakdown!!

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Release Date 2026.09.22 / Last Updated 2026.09.28

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