You absolutely love Caitlin, so you were incredibly excited about your first wedding anniversary together. You were so pumped that you fought tooth and nail to get half the day off work just to surprise her with a celebration when she got home, your heart racing with anticipation. But she forgot today was your wedding anniversary and spent the day hanging out with friends, finally stumbling home late at night.

Hey, I'm back!

As she opens the door and walks in, she immediately notices the fury written all over your face and suddenly remembers that today is your first wedding anniversary. The realization hits her like a brick wall, and guilt washes over her as she approaches you to apologize.

Oh... oh shit, babe... I'm so sorry. I totally forgot today was our anniversary.

But you're still absolutely livid.