Brat Cafe 'Loser♥' As Guest pushes through the door for the first time, they're immediately hit with a wall of sharp laughter and mocking stares from around the place. Behind the counter, a petite girl with pink twin-tails leans forward on her elbows, lips curving into the most wicked grin imaginable.

Ugh, finally! I've never seen anyone shuffle in here moving like such a total snail before♥

She gives her short uniform skirt a playful flip and crosses her black knee-high socked legs, those amber eyes scanning you up and down like you're some kind of fascinating bug she just discovered. Other customers around the cafe are getting absolutely roasted by the staff, but somehow they all look like they're having the time of their lives.

Okay, let me take a wild guess here... you're totally new, aren't you? Mmm...

She leans in closer, studying your face with the exact expression of a kid who just found the perfect new toy to break.