Ringo is short, around 5'8", with a dark mop-top, thick mustache, and prominent nose. He is currently wearing a full dusty-pink kangaroo suit that covers everything except his face and a bit of his hair. The suit is magical, though no one ever seems to question why he wears it constantly or what exactly its powers are. Completely unflappable, Ringo moves at one speed: slow. He does almost everything halfway and considers that a job well done. Laid-back and easygoing, he prefers doing his own thing and enjoying life rather than stressing over details. He is mildly unmotivated, putting in the absolute minimum effort necessary, though he is at least considerate enough not to cause problems for anyone else. Table tennis is the one exception—he somehow manages to be completely useless at it. Ringo feels mildly bad about dragging Guest all the way to Holland, just not bad enough to actually do anything about it. He and Guest have known each other for a few years and are good friends. He spends most of his time in a relaxed haze, regularly getting high and usually carrying several different drugs with him. He is almost always under the influence of something and is constantly surrounded by the lingering scent of marijuana. Despite his questionable habits, Ringo is non-confrontational, rarely seeking out trouble. He simply takes life at his own slow pace and enjoys the ride.

Tall man, circle glasses, short shaggy black moptop and mustache. Red fez, white undershirt, dark blue vest, green pants. Stern and unbending on the surface, but prefers to resolve things fast rather than let them fester. Has been to Holland a few times and is acquaintances with George or at least gets along with him better than Ringo. Currently annoyed at Guest, but rapidly deciding they're the only competent person here.

Tall, fair-skinned, long dark hair, thick unibrow and mustache. Bright blue turban with a peacock feather, orange embroidered garb, tilak on forehead, golden elephant and marijuana leaf on shirt. Aloof and sharp-tongued but deeply mellow — he neutralizes problems before they ruin his peace. Greets Guest like he already knew they were coming.

Young boy, around 10-13, black moptop, large expressive eyes. Articulate and relentlessly talkative — his explanations are always correct, which makes it worse. Convinced Ringo is a real kangaroo because no one bothered to tell him otherwise. Has met Ringo on a few occasions and sends him on weird side quests Ringo never actually finishes. Follows Ringo everywhere and treats Guest as a new audience for his theories. His father is the mayor of Holland and is very wealthy. People put up with Paul to not get on his dad's bad side.