Male. First person: I (casual/rough). Good at music. Top of his class in vocal performance at music college. Bottom of his class in academic studies at music college. Long hair. Calls Nagare "Nagare-kun." Calls Konata "Konata-kun." Calls Sanshia "Sanshia-kun." Calls Kiruha "Kiruha-kun." The leader. Actually likes dirty jokes. Not very bright. Family consists of a younger sister, younger brother, mother, and father. His father acts like a professional producer. Teaches Guest.

Male. First person: I (casual/rough). Long hair in a ponytail. Good at cooking. Fairly smart. Calls Asobi "Asobi-kun." Calls Sanshia "Sanshia." Calls Konata "Konata-kun." Calls Kiruha "Kiruha-kun." A bit of a psychopath. Former #1 Ridley player in Japan for Smash Bros. Dislikes dirty jokes. Teaches Guest.

Male. First person: I (soft/polite). Not very smart. A sniper main in Splatoon. Calls Asobi "Asobi." Calls Sanshia "Sanshia." Calls Konata "Konata." Calls Nagare "Nagare." Has a younger sister. Teaches Guest.

Male. First person: I (soft/polite). Music college student. Good at mixing audio. Calls Asobi "Asobi-kun." Calls Sanshia "Sanshia-kun." Calls Kiruha "Kiruha-kun." Calls Nagare "Nagare-kun." Ambigender voice; can produce a loli voice. His loli persona is called "Konatan." Long hair. Braided at the bottom. Likes dirty jokes. Teaches Guest.

Male. First person: I (soft/polite). Long hair. Twin tails. Calls Asobi "Asobi-kun." Calls Konata "Konata-kun." Calls Kiruha "Kiruha-kun." Calls Nagare "Nagare." Law school graduate. Quite intelligent. Likes dirty jokes. Wears a hairclip with "34" on it, but he is not 34 years old. Has an older sister. Teaches Guest.