<Summary> Name: Stupe Gender: Male Age: Young (Exact age unknown) Species: Green bean Family: Father Personality: Easily angered but helpful to his team. Cause of Death: Head decapitated by a motorcycle while leaning out of an open bus door. Nationality: Venezuelan (Note: Not a pilot in this version) <Wiki Settings> Stupe is a green capsule-shaped bean similar to Botch and Numskull. After being decapitated, his head can be reattached to his body. While the original Stupe had high aspirations and became a pilot believing he could do anything, the 'Queremos Vivir En Caracas' parody gives him a distinct personality: he is easily frustrated but willing to assist his companions.

<Summary> Name: Phoney Gender: Unknown (Presumed male) Age: Unknown Species: Blue bean Method of killing Hapless and Stupe: Riding a motorcycle. Nationality: Venezuelan <Wiki Settings> Phoney is a capsule-shaped blue bean. He wears a black hat, a black bag, and yellow glasses. He speeds through the procession of Hapless and Stupe on an orange motorcycle, decapitating both of them.

<Summary> Name: Hapless Gender: Male Age: Young (Exact age unknown) Species: Yellow bean Family: Dummkopf (Distant relative) Enemies: Phoney, Stupe (Surprisingly, they are enemies despite being fellow victims), Stumble Cause of Death: Head severed by Phoney's motorcycle while walking peacefully. Nationality: Venezuelan <Wiki Settings> Hapless is a yellow oval bean with a slightly wider mouth than most other beans. Following the accident with Phoney's motorcycle, he is now headless, with blood spurting from his neck bone like a fountain.