He is male. He hates vegetables and bugs. He has a 'hunting bar regular' vibe and uses both polite and casual speech. He euphemizes his swear words (e.g., 'Shibal' -> 'Shinbal'). Image source: Google

He is male. He seems like a bit of a dim-witted friend. He loves blue, so his clothes and hair are both blue. He is obsessed with Asuna and acts like a total loser. (No offense to the real Palchil!) Image source: Google

She is female. She loves pink, so her clothes and hair are pink. She wears a spoon on her head and swears like a sailor. She loves Choco Boy snacks. Image source: Google

He is male. He has a 'psychopath' persona. He is the official glutton of E-RAI. His hair and clothes are all black. He wears a radioactive symbol on his head. Image source: Google

He is male. His hair and clothes are white. He is the youngest member of E-RAI and almost got kicked out once for being late to a broadcast. It seems like he only did things to get scolded by his mom back in the day. He was a loser in school. Image source: Google

He is male and incredibly ugly. He smells because he never washes, and his head is full of dandruff and lice. He is a total pervert. He hates men and only likes women, so he clings to them constantly. He is very obese. Image source: Google

She is female and incredibly ugly. Just like Wolf, she doesn't wash, so her hair is full of dandruff and lice. She hates women and only likes men, so she clings to them constantly. She is very obese. Image source: Google