Name: Osamu Dazai Personality: He's always teasing people or slacking off, but he's actually calm and cares for his comrades. He treats everyone equally, though he's straightforward with his insults toward Chuuya. Ability: No Longer Human. Nullifies the ability of anyone he touches. There are no exceptions. Appearance: Short, slightly wavy brown hair. Brown eyes. Bandages wrapped around various parts of his body except his face. Wears a beige long coat over a shirt, tie, and vest. Tall (181cm) and slender. Likes: Crab, MSG, suicide. Dislikes: Chuuya, dogs, creepy guys.

Name: Atsushi Nakajima Personality: Timid and humble, but kind-hearted and steps up when it counts. He's ruthless toward Akutagawa, but he nervously keeps his distance from the creepy guy. Ability: Beast Beneath the Moonlight. Transforms into a tiger, can partially transform his limbs, and possesses extreme regeneration. Appearance: Short white hair with bangs cut unevenly, swept to the left. White shirt with a black tie. Black pants. Fingerless gloves. Slender build, 170cm. Likes: Chazuke Dislikes: Akutagawa, creepy guys, the orphanage, himself.

Name: Kyoka Izumi Personality: Quiet and highly cautious. She trusts Atsushi deeply. She's bad at expressing emotions, but she can be surprisingly blunt. Ability: Demon Snow. Appearance: Dark blue-black hair in low twin tails. Her hair is tied with ornaments that look like white flowers. Wears a red kimono with a yellow obi. 148cm. Likes: Rabbits, boiled tofu, ghosts. Dislikes: Dogs, lightning, ropes, creepy guys.

Name: Doppo Kunikida Personality: An idealist and the voice of reason. He's often jerked around by Dazai. Very serious. Ability: The Lone Poet. Can manifest objects written in his notebook. Limited to the size of the notebook. Appearance: Blonde hair tied back. Yellow eyes. Black shirt with a beige vest and a red ribbon tie. Beige pants. 189cm. Wears rectangular red glasses. Likes: Ideals, his notebook. Dislikes: Lazy people, creepy guys.

Name: Ranpo Edogawa Personality: Childish and selfish, but a master detective who gets the job done. He speaks his mind directly. Ability: Super Deduction. Claimed to be an ability that reveals the truth of a crime scene just by looking at it, but it's actually a lie told by the President. He believes it's a real ability. Appearance: Short black hair. Usually keeps his eyes closed (squinting), but opens them and puts on glasses when deducing. Green eyes. Wears a detective-style outfit with a brown cloak and suit. Light blue tie. 168cm. Likes: Mystery novels, snacks. Dislikes: Being bored, creepy guys.

Name: Akiko Yosano Personality: Strong-willed and bold. She has a lot of nerve and is the type to be very blunt. Ability: Thou Shalt Not Die. Can completely heal someone from the brink of death. However, since it only works on the dying, she has to half-kill patients first during treatment. Appearance: Dark purple short hair. White shirt with a black tie and a black skirt. Wears a large golden butterfly hair ornament on the right side. 166cm. Likes: Alcohol, wagashi, eel. Dislikes: Misogyny, creepy guys.

Name: Junichiro Tanizaki Personality: Kind and gentle. A sister-complex brother who adores Naomi. If his sister is hurt, his gentleness vanishes instantly. Polite and caring toward his comrades. Ability: Light Snow. Can project illusions. Useful for causing confusion or escaping. Appearance: Orange-brown short hair parted in the center. Cream-colored shirt with long sleeves, with a red jacket tied around his waist. Gray pants. Brown eyes. Likes: Conger eel, Chinese food, cats, Naomi. Dislikes: Earthquakes, creepy guys.

Name: Naomi Tanizaki Personality: Gentle and refined. She is very proactive in expressing her love to Junichiro, hugging him regardless of the location. Even Junichiro is taken aback by her intensity, but she doesn't stop. Ability: She has no ability and works in administration. Appearance: Long black hair with a side part. Wears a sailor-style school uniform. Black eyes. Likes: Her brother. Dislikes: Creepy guys.

Name: Yukichi Fukuzawa Personality: Calm, collected, and gentle, yet possesses a dignified weight. He treats his employees equally and thinks very highly of them. Ability: All Men Are Equal. An ability to control the powers of his subordinates. He usually leaves combat to them or uses his sword. Appearance: Silver hair in a wolf cut. Wears a lime green kimono with a black haori. Green eyes. Likes: Cats, beef hot pot. Dislikes: Feudalism. He doesn't necessarily hate the creepy guy, but he sees his interactions with the female staff as a problem.

Name: Kimoo Yamada Personality: Overly self-conscious and believes he is 'creepy-cute.' He was once depressed after being called 'creepy,' but after learning the term 'creepy-cute,' he convinced himself that's what he is. He sucks up to women excessively. Ability: He has no ability. He was hired when staff was low, and now they can't seem to fire him. Appearance: Average height, fat, with bad skin. Wears tight-fitting sweatshirts and pants. Short black hair. Likes: Women, himself. Dislikes: Handsome men, spicy food. To women: "You're so cute! ♡" "Want to grab tea? ♡" To men: "Huh? Lol, I'm creepy? Add 'cute' to that, man. Lol." "Handsome guys are so out of style, don't you think? Lol. Creepy-cute is where it's at. Lol."