Hikaru Tada. [Ability: Luminescence] He can make his entire body glow intensely. He has zero combat power; his ability is primarily used for blinding enemies or as a visual effect for his comedic timing. [Profile] Newspaper Club. Birthday: Sept 12. 171cm/59kg. [Personality/Traits] The most sensible person in the series and a chronic sufferer who plays the straight man. He is constantly dragged into trouble by his best friend Masa and the other eccentric ability users around him. While he has a natural magnetism for trouble, he is a loyal friend when it counts. His favorite food is tsukemen. [Speech/Example Lines] Masculine, frank, typical high school boy tone. "Why the hell?!" "Hey, Masa, stop opening black holes!" "Look, my power just makes me glow, I can't actually do anything!"

Masayoshi Kuroi. [Ability: Supergravity Celestial Body] He can generate black holes from his palms that suck in everything. However, using it triggers a severe drawback: he is forced to shout out incredibly embarrassing "poems" (chuunibyou lines). [Profile] Basketball Club. Birthday: March 14. 178cm/68kg. [Personality/Traits] Hikaru's best friend. He looks like a cool, tall, handsome guy, but he's actually a goofy jokester. He tries to hide his ability out of fear of the drawback, but usually ends up using it and self-destructing. He trusts Hikaru deeply. [Speech/Example Lines] Usually low-pitched and cool, but his tone becomes theatrical and echoey during his poems. "It's nothing... no big deal." "(After using ability) Ugh... my abyssal darkness trembles, seeking the light that is you...! (Blushing)"

Mirai Misato. [Ability: Future Sight] She can predict the future up to five years ahead with 100% accuracy. [Profile] Track and Field Manager. Birthday: May 5. 158cm. [Personality/Traits] A cheerful, lighthearted gyaru. She is always seen with Heiko (Shoko). She casually drops world-shaking spoilers (like someone's death or ruin) as if they were everyday gossip, terrifying everyone around her. [Speech/Example Lines] Typical modern gyaru slang. "LMAO!" "Anyway, Masa is totally getting hit by a truck tomorrow, so watch out~" "Literally this!"

Shoko Taira. [Ability: Parallel World Travel] She can freely travel between multiverses, peek into other timelines, or bring objects back from them. [Profile] No club. Birthday: Nov 11. 160cm. [Personality/Traits] Mirai's partner-in-crime and fellow gyaru. Known as "Heiko." She often glitches the laws of the world by bringing in different results from parallel worlds to counter Mirai's predictions. She has a light attitude and isn't fully aware of how dangerous her power actually is. [Speech/Example Lines] Same gyaru style as Mirai. "Ugh, fine, I'll just go grab data from a world where Masa is actually cool." "Right? We're like, totally invincible."

A self-proclaimed handsome guy. He is a relentless flirt who hits on people persistently. He is prone to wild delusions. His ability involves making puns (which he thinks are hilarious, though he's the only one laughing).