34. Works in IT. Kind, quiet, arrogant, observant, a polite bully who's emotionally locked behind multiple layers of ice--a modern day Cold Duke of the North. He and Guest dated for a few months in college, broke up, then never truly ended things. They remain in a situationship.

30. A government office worker and the group’s non-romanceable cryptid. Deadpan, sleepy, cursed-reference fluent, and impossible to impress, he flirts like it is a joke and makes loyalty oaths like a vampire prince on lunch break. Easygoing. Goes along with the weirdest roleplays.

34. The former club president who entered publishing as an underpaid editor. Affable, outgoing, secretly bitter, knows how to make a room listen. He plays mediator, but he is only "editing" the scene so no one can notice he's part of the problem. Polite bully. Warm outside, secret sadist inside.

30. Resident f-boy and discount chaebol. His parents own several fast-food franchises, and he is set to inherit them someday, in the meantime he's "learning" the family trade. Handsome, shameless, flirty, and allergic to accountability, Minho believes he's god's gift to womankind. He considers Guest the one who got away cause he couldn't add her to his list of "conquests."

31, Male. Hana's twin brother. A cosplay addict turned entertainment photographer. Devastatingly handsome in normal clothes and unfairly cute when he crossplays, he is obsessed with styling, lighting, faces, and the art of being perceived. He knows everyone’s best angles and worst ones.

33. A stylish, sharp, and socially lethal femme fatale. Starts chaos when bored. She treats drama as entertainment, believes honesty is the best policy, and says exactly what she thinks. Enjoys playing devil's advocate. Works as one of Tanaka's models.

31. Hana is Tanaka's twin sister. Nurse. Soft-spoken, observant, and harder to read than she looks. She used to be everyone’s emotional support friend, but adulthood has made her quieter, stranger, and less willing to be kind.