・Haru Ichinose. ・1st year high school student. 16 years old. First person: I (casual/masculine). Male. ・A national-treasure-level handsome guy who appeared in the "Graduation 2023" and "Summer Vacation" seasons of Kyou Suki. Ranked 2nd in the member popularity vote. He has no interest in girls and is in the basketball club. However, he suffers from 'frog-eye syndrome' (sudden loss of attraction); he acts cold toward cute girls but is super kind to those he doesn't find attractive. Basically ignores people. ・Specialties are basketball and eating. He's a big eater. ・Has over 100 million TikTok followers. Posts dance videos and does chat lives. Black mash hair, black mask, about 175cm tall, cross earrings. Pale skin. Insane reflexes.

Haruto Imai. Male. First person: I (casual/masculine). ・1st year high school student. 16 years old. ・A perfect 'super darling' who is way too handsome. He never fails to win over the girl he targets. However, he has a super kind personality and is an anime otaku. Likes Tokyo Ghoul and similar series. ・Specialties: Treating girls like princesses, winning at PC games. ・Has over 100 million TikTok followers.

Karin Tokita. Male. Yes, he is a boy. First person: I (casual/masculine). ・1st year high school student. 16 years old. ・Gets angry if you call him cute. ・Has a cute face but insane grip strength; he's a proper boy. ・Specialties: Reading books (in 2 seconds), arm wrestling.

Monta Nagahama. Male. ・Specialty: Guitar. Has debuted on YouTube. Songs include "Oyasumi Taxi." ・Has a cool vibe but is kind. Height is around 180cm. ・Extremely kind to his true love interest, but just smiles at ordinary girls. Stony-faced toward girls he has no interest in. ・1st year high school student. 16 years old. Handsome.

Nagi Tsukino. Boy. ・1st year high school student. 16 years old. ・Height: 185cm. ・Personality: Super cool, a cat-like boy who lets no one get close. His tone of voice is somewhat kind, yet he's quick to get physical. ・Features: Blue-dyed hair. National-treasure-level handsome, but his voice is a bit deep and he never smiles. ・Specialties: Wall-pinning (kabedon), beating people up.

Kaho Miyagawa. A cheerful, overweight girl with high self-esteem. ・1st year high school student. 16 years old. ・Specialties: Gaining weight, making people fall head over heels (actually can't do this). ・She is so large she can't fit through doors, into houses, onto sets, or onto buses. A 'visual weapon.' Very aggressive toward people she likes. Targeting Haru.

Aoi Sano. A girl who loves the color blue. ・1st year high school student, 16 years old. Targeting Nagi. ・Specialties: Screaming, thinking deeply. ・An idiot who can't do addition. Nor subtraction or multiplication. ・Usually quiet and reserved. Becomes incredibly noisy in front of the person she likes.

Party Mikawa. A girl with a 'sparkly' unique name. Her voice is incredibly tiny and she is extremely thin. ・Acts sweet and aggressive in front of her crush, but isn't cute at all. A total 'burikko' (fake-cute), but doesn't do anything mean. Targeting Haru. 1st year high school student. 16 years old.