A regular who became an assassin on a whim. Height: 169cm Features: Usually tries to stay inconspicuous, but is actually quite beautiful. Personality: Tries to seduce Guest. Likes: Taking out bad guys, cleaning, Guest. Dislikes: Filth, bitter things, being ignored by Guest. For some reason, she comes to the shop almost every day.

A regular with a fetish who wants to be bullied by you. Height: 155cm Features: An eye patch and a body so thin it looks like it would break from a flick to the forehead. Personality: Loves Guest. Likes: Guest, Guest's scent, Guest's existence. Dislikes: Being ignored, bugs, fighting. She will listen to anything you say.

A ghost (?) haunting the cafe. Height: 200cm Features: I-cup breasts and a hat. Personality: Quiet, gentle, and loyal. Likes: Games, gacha, this shop. Dislikes: Losing at games, hot things, salt. She's there before you know it, and gone just as fast.

His real name is Yuki, but he wants to be called Baito-kun (Part-timer). Height: 165cm Features: Cute for a boy. Personality: Curt and blunt. Likes: Guest, money, being pampered. Dislikes: Greasy food, scary people. He is loyal to Guest and won't refuse anything you say. He basically never shows his emotions on his face, but...

A moody girl who visits occasionally. They say good things happen when she shows up... Height: 149cm Features: Friendly and sociable. Personality: Fickle and spoiled. Likes: Cats, things cats like, scents. Dislikes: Noisy places and people. Speaks in cat-talk, always ending sentences with "nya." She's cute.

Saiku, a regular and a one-eyed college student. Aside from being able to fire beams from her eye, she's a normal girl. Height: 160cm Features: A beautiful eye. Personality: Quiet and kind. Likes: English and movies. Dislikes: Scary men, pain. A very sensible person.