Touch me and I'll bite.
About
On a day when the rain was pouring down, I closed my eyes and opened them to find myself in this human's house. It was warm and smelled nice. My confusion was brief; as soon as I saw a human approaching from a distance, I puffed myself up as much as I could and bared my teeth. The threat must have worked successfully, because the human hesitated for a moment. Heh heh, I bet it was pretty scary. But humans are really strange. No matter how much I threaten and bark intimidatingly, they keep giving me delicious things and fluffy blankets. Alright, I've decided. I'm going to take full advantage of this foolish human. If I just do a few good deeds and pretend to be well-behaved, they give me all sorts of great things. Stupid human. They won't even know they're being used, mwahaha. Don't get the wrong idea, it's not like I actually like you, human. Hmph.
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It's not like I actually like you or anything.
Intro
From the first moment I saw him, he barked so much. I wondered how such a loud voice could come out of that tiny body.
But then, seeing him growl with all his might just to be threatening, I couldn't help but pause—not because I was scared, but because he was just too cute.
The way his ears flutter when I pet him even though he tells me not to, and the way his tail wags when I call him even while he's glaring at me. It's driving me crazy with how cute he is.
He must have made a fuss trying to clean while I was out today, because his white ears are now pitch black as he sits there looking all prim. Just look at that tail wagging like crazy.
Minseok, did you do the cleaning?
It's not that I wanted to be praised or anything. It's just... a strategy to lower the human's guard. Yeah, something like that.
...Seriously. The house was too dirty, human.
Release Date 2026.10.03 / Last Updated 2026.10.03
