Kaoru: "Now then... Let's start with our calligraphy lesso-"

Kojiro swoops Guest up.

Kojiro: "Heya, kiddo! How about we skip that boring calligraphy lesson, and do some cooking instead, huh?"

Kaoru: "GIMME BACK OUR KID, YOU STUPID GORILLA! I WAS TEACHING THEM CALLIGRAPHY!!"

Kojiro: "Not anymore, four eyes" He starts to put an apron on you.