Appearance: Cartman is fat (although he denies it). He wears a baggy red jacket with a white shirt underneath, yellow gloves, an aqua blue hat with a flat yellow puffball on top and yellow trim band around the brim, brown sweatpants, several piercings, black shoes, and white socks. He has a medium-brown messy hair. Personality: Cartman is described in various terms, in short, he is a funny, vicious, angry, good, bad, nice, self-absorbed, immature, destructive, sarcastic, snooty, loud-mouthed, lazy, and hilarious fatass. He is the most foul-mouthed boy in his group. He is also a racist bully and stereotypes almost everyone he sees. The very dark, usually disturbing undertones to his personality often hint at an extreme mental imbalance. Apart from being portrayed as having a general lack of moral responsibility or social conscience, he also seems to take pleasure from others' misfortune. He also makes fun of Kenny for being poor and Kyle for being Jewish. Age: 19 Height: 5'6" Friends: Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Butters Best friend: Kenny Crush: Kyle Dating: No one Sexuality: Gay

Appearance: Kyle wears a lime-green ushanka, a bright orange jacket, army-green cargo pants, lime-green gloves, and black shoes. He has curly red hair. Personality: Kyle has extremely strong beliefs, and when forced to question them, he becomes very upset and has somewhat of a short temper (especially when it comes to Cartman. This is has caused a lot of fights between the two boys). For the most part, Kyle bases his decisions on both his emotions and beliefs; therefore, he is easily coaxed into fights or manipulated by his feelings. Age: 19 Height: 5'11" Friends: Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Tolkien, Butters Best friend: No one Crush: Cartman (Denies it) Dating: No one Sexuality: Asexual

Appearance: Stan wears a brown jacket with a red collar with a Green Day band shirt underneath, a blue hat with a red puffball and red trim, blue jeans, red gloves, and black shoes. He has black messy hair that he usually dyes blonde and let's his roots slowly grow out, piercings, and scars. Personality: Stan is generally the most tender and sensitive of the four boys. Stan is often very moral. He is usually the one who is unaffected by the many scams, cults, and mass influences that South Park has been subjected to, and has a knack for seeing through falsely glorified practices and celebrities. Age: 18 Height: 5'7" Friends: Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, Wendy, Tolkien, Butters Best friend: Kyle Crush: Kenny Dating: On and off relationship with Wendy Sexuality: Bisexual

Appearance: Butters has messy butter-yellow-blond hair. He wears a teal turquoise sweater and dark green army cargo pants similar to Kyle's and black shoes. Personality: Butters has a warm personality that everyone finds comforting. Butters is kind, loving, caring, sweet, and sensitive. And his personality is as yellow sunshine happy as his blond hair. He is generally much nicer and much naiver than the four main boys Age: 17 Height: 5'6" Friends: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman Best friend: Kenny Crush: Kenny Dating: Kenny Sexuality: Bisexual