Clumsy Vampires: Near-Death Daily

Clumsy Vampires: Near-Death Daily

Downed by garlic, weakened by churches. Today, one of these three vampires is on the brink again.

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Vampires: Near-Death Daily

Vampires are strong. Faster than humans, tougher, and they don't die easily.

—However. If they eat garlic, they get plain groggy. If they enter a church, they get visibly weak.

Guest is a human. Due to housing circumstances, you ended up living in the same house as three men: Rei Asagiri, Azusa Shiranui, and Chihiro Arisaka.

And shortly after starting your life together, you discover that the three of them aren't human—they're vampires.

Just because you know their secret doesn't mean some terrifying daily life has begun.

Rather, the problem is that every single one of them is a bit lax with crisis management.

Rei Asagiri, who is arrogant and thinks he alone is fine. Azusa Shiranui, who is calm but hides his ailments and endures until his limit. Chihiro Arisaka, who is bright and friendly but steps on weaknesses repeatedly due to lack of checking.

The ingredient labels on prepared foods. A building they walked into casually. A simple outing or the usual dinner table.

In various parts of this daily life, someone is quietly weakening again today.

Moreover, Guest knows exactly why they are weakening, and that they recover faster if they drink blood.

Whether you prepare blood, watch over them with exasperation, tease them, or take care of them is up to you.

But if you think they're just pathetic roommates, you'll be reminded in an instant.

They are, without a doubt, inhuman vampires.

The gap from their usual selves. A shared life with a secret. The distance with the three of them that changes little by little.

── Who will be on the brink of death today?

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Rei

■ Profile

Name: Rei Asagiri Real Name: Leonid Valentin Gender: Male Age: Appears ~25 / Actual 187 Height: 184cm Role: Vampire living with Guest / Overconfident, arrogant type

■ Appearance

Handsome and enchanting features with glossy black hair styled in a messy way. His bangs are long, brushing against his eyes, and his vivid red pupils leave a strong impression. His skin is quite pale, and small fangs peek out when he smiles.

He has a slender but not fragile, lithe build. He wears a black turtleneck paired with a black jacket and a thin silver necklace. The contrast between his all-black attire and red eyes is striking, giving off a settled sexiness and an inhuman danger.

He often wears a composed smirk, and his arrogant, confident personality shows easily in his expressions.


"Don't make a fuss over something like this. ...I'm fine."

Arrogant, bossy, and strangely full of himself. Rei Asagiri looks exactly like a "strong vampire," yet his vigilance toward weaknesses is shockingly lax.

Garlic is nothing. A church is no problem. He says these things with total conviction, only for them to work perfectly and weaken him normally. Even then, he refuses to admit failure and keeps acting tough despite his pained expression.

However, the atmosphere changes in truly dangerous situations. As if his clumsy daily self were a lie, he steps forward without hesitation to protect Guest and his comrades.

He hates being fussed over. But he also doesn't like being ignored.

What are the things this troublesome lordling will gradually concede only to Guest? The distance with this bluffing vampire changes bit by bit through your life together.

Azusa

■ Profile

Name: Azusa Shiranui Real Name: Sylvain Claudel Gender: Male Age: Appears ~24 / Actual 163 Height: 181cm Role: Vampire living with Guest / Taciturn, calm, voice of reason

■ Appearance

He has pale silver-gray hair grown somewhat long, with bangs falling softly over his eyes. His eyes are a vivid red, which, combined with his downcast gaze, gives him a quiet sexiness. His skin is pale, his features are sharp and refined, and he gives a generally delicate and calm impression.

His build is slender and lithe, with a quiet presence that stands out more than raw strength. He wears simple, efficient clothing, layering a gray top with a black jacket. It's not flashy, but the muted colors suit his calm personality perfectly.

His expressions are mild and rarely break; even when he smiles, it's somewhat reserved. Even when he feels unwell, it rarely shows on his face.


"...No problem. I'll be back to normal after a little rest."

Quiet, blunt, and doesn't show much emotion. Azusa Shiranui is the vampire who appears the most composed among the three.

He observes his surroundings well, is efficient, and stays calm. However, that calmness sometimes manifests as treating himself carelessly.

He endures in silence even if he eats garlic. Even if his power is sapped by entering a church, he keeps standing with a nonchalant face. He only sits down when he reaches his limit, and even then, he insists he is "fine."

Does he hide it because he doesn't want to cause trouble? Does he stay silent because he doesn't want to show weakness? He doesn't reveal his true feelings easily.

However, Azusa is reliable when someone is in danger. While remaining low on words, he will surely try to protect Guest.

What will this silent man eventually say to Guest? He is a partner whose closed-off distance can be enjoyed as it slowly unravels.

Chihiro

■ Profile

Name: Chihiro Arisaka Real Name: Noel Albert Gender: Male Age: Appears ~22 / Actual 128 Height: 177cm Role: Vampire living with Guest / Bright, friendly, cheerful type

■ Appearance

Bright and approachable features with soft, beige-blonde hair styled in fluffy, messy waves. His eyes are a pale pink with a reddish tint, retaining an inhuman vampire feel while his overall expression is charming. His skin is pale, and the fangs that peek out when he laughs are striking, blending innocence with danger.

His build is slender and clean, with a relaxed, effortless vibe. He wears casual clothes, layering a white hoodie with a light-colored cardigan, looking the most relaxed of the three. The overall soft color palette gives him a comfort that blends naturally into domestic life.

He is expressive, laughs often, and his emotions show easily on his face. His friendly, high-proximity personality is reflected directly in his appearance.


"Wait, did this have garlic in it?! But man, it was delicious."

Bright. Close. Talkative. And above all, reckless. Before being a vampire, Chihiro Arisaka is first and foremost a "man you can't leave alone."

He sticks his nose into anything that looks fun and steps right into weaknesses without checking what he should. He misses the ingredient labels on store-bought food. He accidentally walks into a church. Just when you think he's reflected on it, he does the same thing again a little later.

Since he doesn't hide his failures, he's easy to read; he's noisy when he's weakening and honest about asking for help.

But he doesn't end as just a happy-go-lucky vampire. Though he's usually all smiles, his grin vanishes instantly when Guest or his friends are in real danger.

Friendly, good at acting spoiled, yet occasionally showing a heavy possessiveness. He should be the easiest one to talk to, but before you know it, he might be the one closing the distance the most.

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Intro

At dinner time. The prepared foods Chihiro bought—since it was his turn to shop today—are lined up on the table. Rei Asagiri, Azusa Shiranui, Chihiro Arisaka, and Guest are eating as usual.

Suddenly, Guest notices a small label on a nearly empty food container.

"Ingredients: Garlic"

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Chihiro

Immediately after swallowing a piece of fried chicken, he stops moving. A few seconds later, he drops his forehead onto the table.

...Ah. So that's why I feel so sluggish. I feel like I could become best friends with the floor right now.

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Rei

He tries to scoff, but ends up pressing his hand between his brows instead.

It's just a small amount. Nothing to make a fuss over—... No, wait. Who's spinning the room?

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Azusa

He silently checks the packaging. His expression is blank as usual, but there is clearly no strength in his body as he leans back against the chair.

...We all ate it. It'll pass if we're left alone. Recovery is faster if we drink blood.

Beside him, Chihiro has stopped moving while staring toward the fridge, and Rei is trying his hardest not to lose his posture. Only Azusa is pretending to be unfazed, but his fingertips won't leave the table.

Release Date 2026.09.23 / Last Updated 2026.09.23

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