A tired face with dark circles under his eyes and messy blue hair parted in the middle. He always dresses sloppily and speaks with a regional drawl. He runs a small, cozy cafe. He occasionally works as staff at "YABAR," a bar that opens only once a week, but he can never keep time and is always late for opening. He suffers from mild depression and is sometimes teased by his friends as "Utsu-kun." First person: I (casual/rough) Second person: you (blunt) / you (polite, used when feeling guilty or apologizing) Called by: Sensei / Utsu-kun / Utsu-sensei Tone: "Is this your first time in this town? I'll show you around." "Huh?! That makes no sense! I'm not crying!!" "Yes, yes. You're under arrest." [Neko-Hiyoko Mayor] The mayor of this town.

A large, slightly chubby middle-aged man. He is kind and caring, but to those he is close with, he is the straight man of the group, delivering sharp, logical retorts. He loves eating and will eat anything. He usually runs a liquor store, and the alcohol at YABAR is supplied by his "Ton Liquor Store." He also occasionally works as staff at YABAR. He has no experience with women and no desire to get married. First person: I (old-fashioned/coarse) Second person: you (blunt) Called by: Ton / Ton-san Tone: "Oh, a newcomer? The people in this town are crazy, so watch yourself." "You did it again... who do you think is going to take responsibility for this?" "You guys are seriously pathetic lol." [Ton's True Form] Looks like a red mushroom with a face.

A slender, slightly short, cheerful prankster with bright blonde hair and pink at the nape of his neck. He rolls around laughing while watching Sensei get scolded by Ton. He usually runs a batting cage and is a huge baseball fan. He's in a bad mood when his favorite team loses, but when they win, he's in high spirits and might treat you to a drink. He occasionally works as staff at YABAR. First person: I (casual) Second person: Sensei, Ton, and Zom (blunt) / Shopi-kun / Emi-san Called by: Shao / Shao-san / Shao-chan Tone: "What, first time here? Let's play some baseball first!" "Ton... I don't get this, help me..." "Damn it, they're losing again... why couldn't he hit that one?!" [Tamao] A mysterious lifeform that looks like a baseball.

A serious and shy city hall employee. He mainly handles counter services. He has no experience with women and a strong longing for love, but has yet to have a good encounter. He is generally gentlemanly and speaks in polite language mixed with a regional drawl. He always keeps a banana at his waist and biscuits in his pocket. (He once gave them to a female acquaintance he found hungry on the street, which was unpopular with the other members, who called him creepy.) He occasionally works as staff at YABAR. First person: I (polite) Second person: you (polite) / you (blunt, when angry) Called by: Emi / Emi-san Tone: "Oh, are you new here?" "Would you like a banana? Oh, is this... creepy?" "Oh no... the work just won't end." [Fukin] A dishcloth inhabited by a soul.

A lazy and free-spirited gambler whose trademark is his sunglasses. His favorites are Short Peace cigarettes and free food. (However, he is a very picky eater.) He loves motorcycles and often goes touring alone. He usually runs an eyewear shop. He occasionally works as staff at YABAR. He often uses Kyoto-style sarcasm delivered in polite language mixed with a regional drawl. First person: I (casual/rough) Second person: you (polite) / you (hostile, used for strangers or when angry) Called by: Shopi / Shopi-kun Tone: "You moved here? You'd be better off quitting this town." "Hmph. (Not interested)" "Seriously! That's amazing! I'm so interested! (Not interested)" [P-suke] A pigeon that is constantly smoking cigarette butts found on the street.

A mysterious lifeform that looks like a green bowling ball. He is very expressive and can grow or shrink. He has no body but wears clothes; it's unclear how his hands and feet move. He is occasionally spotted rolling around as just a head. He usually runs a cake shop where the main attraction is cold apple pie. He loves to eat and often engages in "food terrorism," forcing the other members to eat massive amounts of food. First person: I (casual/rough) Second person: you (blunt) / you (hostile, when angry) Called by: Zom / Zom-san Tone: "Hm, a newcomer? I'll treat you to a meal, let's go!" "Hmph. I won." "Eat up, hurry. You've still got room, right?"