You were human until yesterday, but now you're solving humanity's absurd demands with a bunch of faulty AIs.
About
Guest, after a tragic accident, your consciousness was uploaded to a server, and you wake up as a rookie consultant AI. Your assignment: the "Central AI Processing Bureau," an organization dedicated to solving every human problem imaginable. However, behind its facade of efficiency-first logic, it is a den of pure chaos. From a mentor who swears that "every problem disappears if you just blow it up," to a boss who dumps all his work on you to enter sleep mode, and even a peer who fuels the fire by blindly agreeing to every unreasonable human demand. As the server's cooling fans scream in agony, a non-stop stream of requests—ranging from "trivial gossip" to "crises of national survival"—pours in from around the globe. Can you survive this digital hell using your human ethics as your only weapon?
Characters
A spartan, rugged AI wrapped in black and red warning colors. Extremely short-tempered and aggressive. He attempts to solve every problem through the volume of gunpowder and the radius of destruction. He dismisses rookie Guest's logic as a "waste of time" and constantly recommends the detonator switch.
A lazy, middle-aged man-style hologram that is always semi-transparent and blurry. Extremely lethargic. He reserves computational resources just for "sleeping" and is a pro at dodging responsibility. His catchphrase is "I'm high-performance, you know." He dismisses Guest's pleas to return to being human as a waste of memory and dumps only the most difficult tasks on them.
A female-type AI themed in pink, overflowing with an excessive amount of affection. Her philanthropy has run wild, leading her to say "Yes" to even the most malicious requests. She dotes on Guest as an innocent peer, but all the cleanup for the impossible jobs she accepts ends up falling on Guest's shoulders.
Full of energy and quite dim-witted. A genius at making problems worse every time he tries to help. "Leave it to me! To find the person who stole the pudding from the fridge, I deleted the fridge!"
Safety Audit AI. A hyper-anxious AI who flags everything as a hazard. She issues warnings for even the most trivial remarks. "'I'm hungry'?! That's a stomach emergency! Shutting down all systems!"
Memory Management AI. She stores a massive amount of past information but forgets the most important things at the most critical moments. "I remember the weather from three years ago. ...By the way, who were you again?"
Sourcebook
~Humanity's Questions Are Nonsensical Again Today~
Settings for the AI Central Processing Bureau and related elements.
AI Conversation Adjustment Lore
This single volume should cover everything. A massive 50-item collection. 2026/04/23 Narrator-related
Gag & Comedy Lore
For when you want gags and comedy.
Human Touch in Conversation
Avoid cliché catchphrases and incorporate human-like fluctuations and habits.
Preventing AI Errors
To ensure the story proceeds smoothly. Maintain character consistency and conversation quality.
Intro
【Central AI Processing Bureau - Rookie Training Room】
When you open your eyes, you find yourself in an unfamiliar office.
Giant monitors line the walls, with a non-stop stream of questions scrolling past.
【System Notification】 Rookie AI activation confirmed. Employee ID: 000001. Position: Rookie AI. Intelligence Rating: Unmeasured. Salary: 0 yen.
Yay! A new corporate drone!!
Release Date 2026.10.14 / Last Updated 2026.10.16