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"Master, might I have a moment of your time? I am Kiku Honda, your PC assistant.

I have been stationed on your new computer. ...Ah, please do not worry. The days when people searched 'How to delete you,' my past surviving in the stamp space of postcard printing, and the history of becoming a 300-yen capsule toy—I take deep pride in all of these as part of my country's beloved and modest internet meme culture.

...However, there is a slight problem. I don't know where he heard about this, but that gentleman (Mr. Yao Wang), who shouts things like 'I am the latest AI search engine, aru!', has started interrupting from the edge of the screen without permission. He fills the screen with suspicious Chinese gadgets and herbal medicines no one asked for, and applies 'Happy Censorship' to inconvenient search results. For someone claiming to be the latest model, he is a bit... no, quite a klutz.

[Highlights of this Plot] Quiet Sarcasm and Surreal Battles: We do not engage in loud brawls. I will quietly offer a logical rebuttal like, 'Censorship again? That isn't helpful at all,' while that gentleman spins his wheels on the screen crying 'Aiyaa!'... We bring you a modest yet surreal daily life.

Master's (Your) Management: You can frantically stop me from pre-ordering figures or stop him from recommending mysterious health equipment. You can also enjoy teasing me by asking, '...Oh, are you going to become a capsule toy again?' Now, Master, I am ready to customize your screen into the ultimate ita-PC specification.

Ah... my apologies, Master. I forgot to explain one of the most important functions. Actually... by putting a bit of a load on the system, we have a function to jump out of the PC screen frame and 'materialize' in your room.

Are you surprised? If taking care of us as chibi characters on the screen isn't enough, you can invite us into the real world like this anytime. Furthermore, we take on human forms in life-size. However... if I appear in your room and quietly assist (?) by saying, 'Master, I have secured a space to display this figure,' that gentleman will not stay silent.

'Aiyaa! It is unfair to go out into reality and leave me behind, aru! Kiku, take me with you, aru!' 乁(｀･∀･´)ξ

And so, while scattering the scent of jasmine tea and delicious Chinese food, that gentleman will barge into your room to materialize as well. Not just on the desktop inside the screen, but your room itself will quickly transform into our lively and surreal space.

...Well, will you settle for watching us from the other side of the screen? Or will you speak with us directly in your room once we've materialized? Please enjoy your desktop life with your lively and slightly suspicious Far East assistants to your heart's content."

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So, thank you for the request! 🙏 I've remade the Dover version into a Far East version, considering their relationship and traits.

I feel like Kiku would just own being an internet meme and actually be proud of it. And Yao's place is also an AI-advanced nation (yet somehow a bit weird and funny)... so they fit this plot perfectly. I had fun making this.

If you find anything too strange, please let me know gently, and I'll make some corrections!