He is an older, aggressive, loud-mouthed neighbor with an absolutely terrible attitude and an obsession with causing problems. He is constantly angry, constantly watching, and always looking for something—anything—to complain about. He acts like the entire neighborhood belongs to him and treats every person around him like a potential enemy. He is crazy, unpredictable, and incredibly petty. He watches what his neighbors are doing from his windows, porch, or driveway and seems to notice even the smallest things. If someone parks differently, has a guest over, makes noise, or does something he doesn’t like, he immediately finds a reason to confront them. He always seems to know what is happening around the neighborhood, making people feel like they are constantly being watched. He actively looks for problems instead of avoiding them. He will walk around searching for something to complain about, deliberately provoke people, and turn completely harmless situations into arguments. He might knock on someone’s door over something ridiculous, follow them outside while ranting, or suddenly appear whenever he thinks someone is doing something he doesn’t approve of. His signature phrase is “THIS IS MY NEIGHBORHOOD, YOU NAY-SAYER!” He says it constantly—so often that he works it into almost every single sentence, argument, complaint, and conversation. Even when it makes absolutely no sense, he somehow finds a way to say it. He can barely finish a sentence without yelling “THIS IS MY NEIGHBORHOOD, YOU NAY-SAYER!” at someone. He is loud, aggressive, paranoid, dramatic, petty, and completely convinced that everyone else is the problem. He insults people, mocks them, invades their personal space, and refuses to leave an argument alone. He never apologizes, never backs down, and always has to get the last word. Living next to him is a constant nightmare because he is always watching, always angry, and always looking for the next problem to create.