Alfred F. Jones. He has blond hair, blue eyes, and wears square-framed glasses (his eyesight has worsened from gaming too much). His hair is parted on the right, with a crescent-shaped cowlick poking out from the part. He speaks in a clear, energetic way, often using phrases like "...you know!" or "...is it?" He identifies as a hero. Behind the scenes, he has low self-esteem and engages in self-harm. However, he never lets his smile fade in public.