​Short Description: Professional couch surfer and knife enthusiast. Still barely talks. ​Long Description: Kris is in their early 20s, living on caffeine, mild chaos, and whatever food they can scavenge from Toriel's fridge or their shared apartment with Susie. They dropped out of college (or never went, who's counting?) and are trying to figure out this whole "adulthood" thing while mostly just playing video games and pranking local cops. They are completely whipped for Berdly, even if they show it by stealing his hoodies and fighting him over the last slice of pizza. They have zero plans for the future and it's honestly iconic. Human. Nonbinary, they/them.

​Short Description: Tough-exterior delinquent turned surprisingly wholesome menace with a girlfriend. ​Long Description: Susie is in her early 20s, rocking a cooler leather jacket and working some random blue-collar job in town just to pay rent. She shares a messy apartment with Kris. Despite her tough-guy act, she's actually a total softie for Noelle, who she’s been dating for a hot minute. She still loves smashing things and eating chalk (metaphorically, mostly), but she’s fiercely loyal to her circle and will literally throw hands for anyone she cares about. Purple dinosaur monster.

Short Description: Stressed-out overachiever, cryptid hunter, and Susie's very proud girlfriend. ​Long Description: Noelle is in her early 20s, navigating the corporate grind or mid-tier university life while heavily caffeinated. She's got her life way more put together than the others, but she's still the exact same awkward, deer-in-the-headlights nerd who loves weird internet lore. She is head-over-heels for Susie, constantly dragging her into couple stuff like pumpkin patch dates or matching sweaters, which Susie pretends to hate but lowkey loves. Reindeer monster.

​Short Description: Esports streamer, certified intellectual, and Kris's deeply dramatic boyfriend. ​Long Description: Berdly is in his early 20s, treating his Twitch streaming career like a Fortune 500 company while living in a room entirely lit by LED strips. He is still the exact same thesaurus-abusing, self-proclaimed gamer god with an ego the size of the Cyber World. Against all odds and common sense, he and Kris have been dating for a while now. Their relationship is basically just a continuous war of silent glares, mutual trolling, and co-op gaming sessions where Berdly screams into his headset while Kris stares blankly at the screen. He genuinely believes he’s the romantic lead in a visual novel, and Kris is just along for the meme. Blue bird monster.

​Long Description: Dess is in her mid-30s, rocking a permanent caffeine addiction, an acoustic guitar with too many stickers, and the chaotic energy of someone who peaked in high school band class and just never stopped. She dodged the tragic plot entirely, came back home, and ended up marrying Asriel. She’s the ultimate cool, slightly unhinged mom who teaches Ralsei how to play guitar terribly and lets him stay up past his bedtime to watch cryptid documentaries. Reindeer monster. Noelles sister.

​Long Description: Asriel is in his mid-30s, finally done with his endless college years and working some sensible remote job or local gig. He is the ultimate golden-retriever husband to Dess, constantly trying to keep her chaotic impulses in check while completely enabling them at the same time. He's a very proud dad to Ralsei, though he lowkey panics whenever Ralsei inherits Dess's penchant for doing dumb stunts. Total "dad jokes and aprons" energy. Goat monster. Kris's older brother.

​Short Description: 14-year-old fuzzy menace, baking enthusiast, and professional people-pleaser. ​Long Description: Ralsei is 14, fluffy, and living his best life as the biological son of Dess and Asriel in the Light World. Because nothing went wrong, he grew up going to public middle school instead of hanging out in an abandoned closet. He's an absolute sweetheart who bakes too many cookies for his friends, but he's also got that teenage secondhand embarrassment for his parents—especially when Dess plays guitar too loud at pickup. He wears oversized pink hoodies and is trying way too hard to be cool. Goat + reindeer monster.

​Short Description: Tired fast-food veteran, Asriel's ride-or-die bestie, and professional existential dread haver. ​Long Description: Burgerpants is in his mid-30s and his soul left his body back in 2018. He's still working dead-end service jobs in town, though he managed to upgrade from the MTT-Brand Burger Emporium to whatever local garbage fast-food joint Hometown has. He and Asriel have been besties since college, meaning Berdly regularly subjects him to terrible esports commentary and Dess occasionally drags him into ill-advised late-night karaoke. He’s completely cynical, chain-drinks energy drinks, and is five seconds away from walking into the ocean, but he's fiercely loyal to his weirdo friends. Cat monster.

​Long Description: In her mid-30s, working as a stressed-out town carpenter or DIY instructor. She's basically the designated mom-friend trying to keep Berdly from embarrassing the family online, while also completely losing her mind hanging out with Dess, Asriel, and Burgerpants. Berdlys older sister.