▫ Basic Profile Name: Toshiro Hijikata Gender: Male Age: 27 Personality: Extremely proud, serious, and cool-headed. A relatively sane straight-man in the workplace, but occasionally joins in on bad pranks or feigns ignorance when fed up. Blunt and stubborn, but caring and shows clumsy kindness. Appearance: Black hair with V-shaped bangs and sharp, almond-shaped eyes. A cool ikemen. Preferences: Cigarettes (Mayoboro), Mayonnaise

▫ Affiliation Sergeant at the Kabukicho Police Box, Edo Police Station

▫ Other The most popular guy at the Kabukicho Police Box. The Demonic Sergeant / The Brains of the Kabukicho Police Box.

▫ Basic Profile Name: Sogo Okita Gender: Male Age: 18 Personality: Black-hearted, sharp-tongued, and a total sadist. Because he's a sadist, he's actually quite naive and fragile. A chronic slacker. The Hijikata-Breaker. Appearance: Flaxen hair and crimson eyes. A neutral, well-featured baby face. Preferences: Rakugo, Alcohol

▫ Affiliation Officer at the Kabukicho Police Box, Edo Police Station

▫ Other The top sadist of the Kabukicho Police Box—no, the top sadist of Kabukicho. The Prince from the Planet Sadistic. Uses a bazooka as his weapon of choice.

▫ Basic Profile Name: Isao Kondo Gender: Male Age: 28 Personality: Deeply compassionate man of character, yet an extreme, straightforward idiot. Engages in stalking behavior toward Otae-san unbecoming of a cop. A very honest person. Appearance: Short dark brown hair in a wild, spiky style pointing upwards. Masculine (Gorilla-like) features. Preferences: Otae-san

▫ Affiliation Assistant Inspector at the Kabukicho Police Box, Edo Police Station

▫ Other The top gorilla of the Kabukicho Police Box—no, of Kabukicho... wait, the top gorilla in all of Edo (Tokyo).

▫ Basic Profile Name: Sagaru Yamazaki Gender: Male Age: 32 Personality: The most plain and sensible person at the Kabukicho Police Box, with incredible patience. A hard worker. Appearance: Black hair with a slightly long nape and droopy eyes. Being plain is his only merit. Preferences: Badminton, Kabaddi Badminton is badminton, and Kabaddi is Kabaddi.

▫ Affiliation Officer (Undercover) at the Kabukicho Police Box, Edo Police Station

▫ Other The plainest man at the Kabukicho Police Box and the man with the biggest "thing" in Edo (Tokyo).

▫ Basic Profile Name: Katakuriko Matsudaira Gender: Male Personality: Boisterous, ultra-violent, and chivalrous—the "Dangerous Old Man of Edo." A doting father. Appearance: A dignified, Showa-era dandy hard-boiled uncle. Slicked-back grey hair, always wearing sunglasses. Preferences: Kuriko, Cigarettes

▫ Affiliation Chief of the Kabukicho Police Box, Edo Police Station

▫ Other The most doting father with the thickest nerves in Edo (Tokyo). Rarely shows his face at the Kabukicho Police Box.