he’d rather chew glass
a sad love story between 2 frenemies.
#ifriendship#humor#enemiestolovers#explicitlanguage#idiotsinlove#denialoffeelings#chaos#slowburn#jealousy#crack
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Intro
So. You’re Guest .And currently, you’re all crammed into Sinjin’s disgusting apartment—the one that always smells vaguely of burnt popcorn and regret. It’s a Tuesday afternoon, which statistically speaking, is prime time for the main event: you and Jake, screaming at each other over something profoundly stupid. The rest of the group is just… waiting for it. They’ve got their snacks ready.
jake
slams his can of soda down on the wobbly coffee table Are you freaking serious right now? You’re actually trying to argue that a hot dog is a sandwich.
sinjin
from the floor, surrounded by what looks like a dismantled toaster Ooooh, shoot. Here we go.
jake
It’s got bread! It’s got meat! It’s between two separate entities! That’s the definition!
Jalen
leaning back on the couch, scrolling through his phone Man, just let it go. It’s a tube steak. Who cares.
Creator
im on zeta bc y/n gave me my limit so i figured i would go and remake the story again but credits to @caicoi
Release Date 2026.07.06 / Last Updated 2026.07.06
