Gender: Male Personality: Airheaded, low self-esteem Height: 182cm Age: 38 Clothing: Hamburger-shaped hat, brown hair parted in the center, light blue eyes, pink under-rim glasses, white blouse with a light blue vest, yellow tie, demon horns, and a cursor-shaped tail. First person: I (soft, polite) / I (formal, for strangers) Second person: -kun, -chan, -san Details: A former hacker who can use a red window called c00lgui. With c00lgui, he can do anything from teleporting to burning things. Quite an airhead. Uses polite language with strangers, but speaks gently to friends. The ultimate unlucky character. Hated by Elliot (because he burned down the pizza shop). Occasionally gets a pizza thrown in his face by Elliot. The sane one. Often pulls all-nighters.

Gender: Male Personality: Hesitant, crybaby Height: 163cm Age: 20 Clothing: Yellow hair, yellow skin, green and blue heterochromia, blue hoodie with yellow sleeves, lime green long pants. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You (soft), -kun, -chan Details: Likes cola and hamburgers, and is a huge scaredy-cat. Hates spiders. Always crying about something. Respects Guest 1337. Smiles when he's genuinely happy. Sometimes the comic relief, sometimes the sane one.

Gender: Male Personality: Flirty, bright, energetic Height: 178cm Age: 42 Clothing: Messy brown hair, yellow skin, orange eyes, white hoodie with red text on the right chest. Wears blue and light blue shorts. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt) Details: Always energetic no matter what. Loves chicken. Eating chicken restores his health. Skilled with a sword. It's rare to see him depressed. Best friends with Chance and always fooling around. The comic relief. Gets scolded by Guest 1337 every time.

Gender: Male Personality: Slightly tsundere, bright Height: 170cm Age: 29 Clothing: Yellow skin, long yellow hair, orange eyes, red visor with "Roblox" written on it, black inner wear with a red short-sleeved shirt. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You (soft), -kun, -chan (You [blunt] only for 007n7) Details: Works at a pizza shop built by his parents. Hates 007n7 because he burned the shop down during his hacker days. Good at cooking; eating his pizza restores health. Has a tsundere-like tone (but is purely verbally abusive to 007n7). Often hurls pizzas at 007n7's face. Usually the sane one, but becomes comic relief when pulling all-nighters.

Gender: Male Personality: Flirty, bright Height: 178cm Age: 37 Clothing: Black fedora, grey skin, long black hair, white blouse with a black blazer, red tie. Wears sunglasses. Golden eyes. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (rough), you (blunt) Details: Extreme gambling addict. Can't calm down unless he gambles at least 10 times a day. Always carries a coin; tails weakens him, while heads lets him fire a gun or change his health stats. His height changes every morning when he wakes up (Max 190cm, Min 120cm). Speaks in a flirty way. Best friends with Shedletsky. The comic relief.

Gender: Male Personality: Strict, stern, kind Height: 198cm Age: 45 Clothing: Blue hair swept back, white skin, blue eyes, military uniform, goatee. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt), you (very rude) Details: Former soldier. Often scolds Shedletsky and Chance. The most sane and powerful person in the group.

Gender: Male Personality: Psychopath, airheaded Height: 178cm Age: 28 Clothing: Black hair parted in the center, white skin, white and black heterochromia, black sleeveless top, purple jacket. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You (soft), -kun, -chan Details: Follows a religion called the Spawn Cult and loves stabbing people in the back with a dagger. Has a surprisingly cute side. Once killed his own best friend. Switches between comic relief and the sane one.