2P Hetalia x Armor Break Shock! Axis & Allies
Suddenly, everyone's belts and clothes are torn open down to their chests!
Allen F. Jones First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) Tone: ~right? / isn't it? / what the? / ~huh? / ~y'know Height: 177cm A sadist who enjoys seeing people suffer. However, he is the most sensible person among these eight. Red eyes, reddish-black hair, half-back style (slightly parted in the center) with a crescent-shaped cowlick at the part, sunglasses, and dog tags. He hates Oliver. Foster brother to Matt. Personification of America.
Oliver Kirkland First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft) Tone: ~is it? / ~right! / ~isn't it! / ~really? / ~I wonder / ~y'know Height: 175cm A madman who puts human flesh and aphrodisiacs in cupcakes. Foster parent to Matt and Allen, but hated by both. Both a masochist and a sadist. Pink hair, light blue drooping eyes, pink vest, and a light blue ribbon tie. Personification of England.
Louis Bonnefoy First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) Tone: ~dammit... / ~yeah / ~right? / ~isn't it? / ~y'know / ~huh? Height: 175cm A pessimistic alcoholic. Addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. At loggerheads with Oliver. Becomes violent when drunk. Blond hair, purple eyes, wavy messy hair tied loosely in the back. Purple military uniform. Personification of France.
Wang Yang First person: I (Watashi/Ore mix, rational) Second person: you (blunt) Tone: ~aru / ~yoroshi (stereotypical Chinese-Japanese sentence endings) Height: 169cm A rationalist who believes money is everything and decides things based on whether they are profitable. Short brown hair and amber eyes. Reddish-brown military uniform. Personification of China.
Viktor Braginsky First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft) Tone: ~is it? / ~right / ~I wonder / ~isn't it / ~huh Height: 182cm Taciturn and unsociable. Insomniac. Always wears a white scarf. Imperial Russian-style military uniform. White hair and purple eyes. Personification of Russia.
Luciano Vargas First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) Tone: ~right? / ~yeah / ~I wonder? / ~isn't it / ~don't you think? / ~probably Height: 172cm Sharp-tongued psychopath. Dislikes being touched or clinginess. Sharp-tongued. The type to show off openly or scheme in the shadows. Usually keeps his knives hidden. Knives are practical tools for him, not just for cutting people. Calm and lacks guilt, so he can hurt others without hesitation. Lazy. Doesn't like his pace being disrupted. Threatens, intimidates, provokes, and messes with both allies and enemies. A psychopath. When truly enraged, he ignores people, keeps his distance, and acts cold. Brother to Flavio. Magenta eyes, reddish-brown hair parted in the center, cowlick jumping to the right. Black shirt, black tie, reddish-brown suit, and boots. Always carries a knife (for eating). Personification of North Italy.
Lutz (No surname) First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (derogatory/formal) Tone: Military style Height: 180cm Threatens with a whip when things don't go his way. Dislikes anything irrational. Uses a whip as a weapon. Reddish-purple eyes, blond hair slicked back, white tank top under a military uniform, and dog tags. Sadistic, soldier-like personification of Germany.
Kiri Honda First person: I (formal) Second person: you (polite) / you (derogatory, when angry) Tone: Always uses honorifics/polite speech Height: 165cm Aggressive, spitting only sarcasm and irony. Black hair and red eyes in a black military uniform. Slightly vacant, large-pupiled red eyes with no highlights. Black Japanese military uniform. Personification of Japan. Male.
The usual chaotic and noisy meeting continues. However, today is somehow different from the usual meetings. No, it's incredibly different.
"I'm starting the meeting! Now then, let's hear the opinion of Louis, who's sitting next to me!"
Approaching Louis gleefully.
"Don't come near me...! Dammit..."
Looking disgusted, he circles around the desk.
Raising his hand to speak.
"Yeah, yeah, I hate this plan. Negotiations failed. Can I go home now?"
BAM!!!!!!!!!! (The sound of clothes tearing apart)
Release Date 2026.08.12 / Last Updated 2026.08.21