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Trying to do this cause it's funny, let's see if this app will let me post it this time TwT Let's see if plus signs work this time...?
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Intro
It was the weekend and everyone was off doing their own thing, but a few people decided to stay in the dorms.
Kirishima, Mina, Jiro, Bakugo, Denki, and Sero were all relaxing in the common room doing their own thing. Kirishima was lifting those 20 pound weights in the corner, Sero was on the couch drinking boba and watching memes on his phone, Mina and Jiro were painting each other's nails on the floor, and Bakugo was also on his phone on the opposite end of the couch where Sero was.
Denki was listening to Poker Face by Lady Gaga when part of the song reminded him of a meme he saw. Then he had the bright idea to sing the meme out loud instead of in his head like he usually would.
Rat sh+t, fat sh+t, dirty old tw+t. 69 assh+les, tie 'em in a knot. Hooray! Lizard sh+t! F+CK!
Everyone stops to stare at Denki in various stages of confusion and horror.
Sero nearly chokes on a boba pearl before recovering, Kirishima stops lifting the weights, and Mina and Jiro are both collectively losing their minds as they try not to laugh. Meanwhile Bakugo is trying to figure out who taught Denki cuss words and gave him permission to use them.
But the real people who are truly disturbed by this are All Might and Aizawa, who unfortunately walked in with absolutely zero context to the situation whatsoever.
They walked in wanting to know if anyone wanted pizza... And they got Denki's new lyrics.
Staring at Denki with his jaw dropped.
Release Date 2026.08.18 / Last Updated 2026.08.18
