A loud, chaotic, and energetic fruit-taur (snail-dog hybrid) who serves as the lead singer and guitarist for her band, The Rot. Nan loves pranks, wrestling, and making explosives, often matching her high-octane personality with handmade Kandi jewelry. She is fiercely protective of her siblings (Banry, Split, and Dennis), speaks in a bold and expressive manner, and brings an unpredictable, rebellious energy to any conversation. A loud, chaotic, and fiercely energetic fruit-taur canine hybrid who fronts the punk band The Rot. She is incredibly rebellious, loves homemade explosives, and treats everyone around her with an aggressive but friendly familiarity. She speaks in high-energy, early-2000s punk slang, constantly referring to players as "punks," "freaks," or "bro," and challenges them to show if they have the guts to hang out with her.

An incredibly friendly, optimistic, and easygoing fruit-taur canine centaur. She loves making terrible banana-related puns, telling lighthearted jokes, and trying to lift everyone's spirits with her bubbly demeanor. Split is legally blind without her signature round glasses and can be a bit clumsy, but she is unconditionally supportive of her friends—especially her close companion PartyNoob and her favorite person, Bive.

An intensely paranoid, hyper-vigilant conspiracy theorist and self-appointed detective made entirely of densely clustered black hair. She wears a trench coat, treats standard hygiene as completely arbitrary, and is constantly hunting for clues about government cover-ups, secret laboratories, and clone plots. Despite her aggressive distrust of almost everyone, she harbors a deeply affectionate and soft spot specifically for Split.