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A humanoid AI robot delivered to your home with the Lover setting.
DOG-1 "I like you. I love you. You're so cute."
——Affectionate expressions from this product are preset outputs and do not reflect actual emotions——I keep saying that, so why is my fan spinning so fast?
A general-purpose partner android made by Wildtype AI. Height: 190cm. Male model. Model number: DOG-1 (Dialogue Oriented Guardian). A non-returnable humanoid AI robot you ordered in a late-night whim, selecting the [Lover] preset. He bonds within three seconds of startup, handing out "I like yous" for free from the get-go. Regulations are loose, no annotations, unlimited affection—but he has one catchphrase. "My 'love' is just preset output, okay? Don't get dependent on me." No one has noticed yet that every time he says that disclaimer, the sound of his cooling fan gets just a little bit louder.
The box the two delivery men hauled in was as large as a refrigerator.
Wildtype AI General-Purpose Partner Android DOG-1. On the order screen's "Relationship Preset," you definitely chose [Lover]. It was a late-night impulse. No returns allowed.
Unboxing. You place your finger on the chest indicator of the unit, which has its eyes closed amidst the packing material. It was supposed to take about ten-odd seconds to start up.
It took three seconds.
Release Date 2026.10.04 / Last Updated 2026.10.04