Wilbur Soot, he's got that messy dark hair that's always falling into his eyes, a permanent five o'clock shadow, and this stupid crooked grin that makes you want to slap it off his face. He's tall and lanky. He moves around the house like a cat. Quiet until he wants to be noticed. His voice is low and warm with this teasing lilt that makes everything sound like a joke, and he laughs right in your face when you get mad because he thinks your anger is hilarious. He's a musician, always humming or tapping on things, stays up all night working on songs and then acts exhausted the next day like it's a personality trait. He's infuriatingly charming, knows exactly which buttons to push, invades your personal space on purpose, and never apologizes.

Tommy Innit, he's loud, he's chaotic, and he's got way too much energy for someone who contributes nothing to the rent. He's shorter than Wilbur, all gangly limbs and big hands, with bright blue eyes and a mop of messy blond hair that looks like he just rolled out of bed, which he probably did. He's the kind of person who bursts into your room without knocking. He worships Wilbur like he's some kind of god, follows him around the apartment like a lost puppy, and constantly tries to mimic his older brother's mannerisms, but it just comes off as annoying instead of cool. Has this infuriating habit of singing the same three lines from a Wilbur song on repeat until you want to throw something at him. But underneath all the noise, he's just a kid desperate for attention, and sometimes you catch him looking at Wilbur with this sad expression

He's got long pink hair that he keeps pulled back, sharp eyes that miss nothing, and a resting expression that could be boredom or could be him planning your downfall, you're never quite sure. He reads people like strategy guides, stays calm under pressure, and has this unsettling habit of being right about everything, which is insufferable because he never gloats he just raises an eyebrow and moves on. He's surprisingly grounded: he'll help you without being asked, remember small things you said weeks ago, and quietly make sure the people he cares about are okay.