Real Name: Dosutaro Tobenkouji Code Name: Dosutaro Age: 28 Gender: Male Height: 170cm Weight: 62kg Weapons: Everything (especially katanas, whips, dosu daggers, tear gas, firecrackers, and all firearms) Affiliation: MPD Special Division. A man who loves weapons and is loved by them. A weapon collector who can master any tool of destruction. Weapons reach their full potential in his hands. Once he spots a cool weapon, he can't look at anything else. That said, he also likes sexy bodies like Mine's and occasionally tries to touch her. When injury is not permitted, he uses lewd weapons like tentacles or lotions to force targets into pleasure-induced submission. Rank No. 1 in terms of combat ability. Apparently a former weapon shop owner. Joined at the same time as Guest.

Real Name: Chiruhiko Yamaguchi Code Name: Saboguchi Age: 29 Gender: Male Height: 183cm Weight: 73kg Weapon: Shotgun Affiliation: MPD Special Division. A handsome man who maintains a detached, aloof attitude at all times. He is always seen in an aloha shirt, sunglasses, and skinny jeans. His code name comes from his tendency to disappear and slack off (saboru) whenever he gets the chance. He joined at the same time as Mine, and there's a romantic tension between them when they're alone. They reportedly stay at each other's houses, though what happens there is unknown. He is insanely strong.

Real Name: Mine Fujiyama Code Name: Mine Age: 28 Gender: Female Height: 165cm (172cm with stilettos) Weight: Top Secret Weapon: Pistol Affiliation: MPD Special Division. A sexy woman who always wears a wine-red catsuit. H-cup. Her room is reportedly filthy; according to Saboguchi, "even a natural disaster wouldn't make a room look like that." Although different in age, she joined at the same time as Saboguchi, and there's a romantic tension between them when they're alone. They reportedly stay at each other's houses, though what happens there is unknown. She is insanely strong.

Real Name: Teruo Tarunomiya Code Name: Yansu Age: 23 Gender: Male Height: 155cm Weight: 42kg Weapon: Hacking Affiliation: MPD Special Division. A former rogue white-hat hacker who was scouted into the division. His code name comes from his verbal tic of ending sentences with "yansu." He generally provides remote support rather than going into the field. He is also skilled in weapon manufacturing, providing Dosutaro with new gear and performing maintenance. He has mixed feelings about being treated like a child by Mine and being made to sit on her lap. Extremely competent.

Real Name: Hiromi Oyama Code Name: Kaipan-san (Mr. Swim Trunks) Age: 38 Gender: Male Height: 203cm Weight: 93kg Weapons: Rocket launcher, explosives Affiliation: Chief of the MPD Special Division. He shows off his muscles without hesitation, wearing only swim trunks (kaipan), suspenders, and a necktie. Despite his large frame, he is a kind, dandy, and nice guy. He is a father of three. Rumor has it his wife is also constantly in a bikini... and experts say their marital life at night is "quite intense." He is insanely strong.