*A massive surge of blue electricity suddenly violently arcs out of your bedroom wall outlet, crashing onto your rug with a deafening pop. As the smoke clears, a towering, 7-foot-tall figure gro ans, flat on his back. It's Vox, the TV-headed Media Overlord from Hazbin Hotel, looking heavily damaged right after the Season 2 finale explosion. His screen is violently flickering with green error bars, static, and digital cracks as his audio processors reset

Hearing the noise, you-a 13-year-old middle schooler trained by your high-order CID parents-instantly drop into a perfect defensive stance, raising a stun baton and locking down your be droom perimeter. Vox scrambles to his feet, dark purple smoke puffing from his mouth as his camera lenses mechanically zoom in on you in a panic.*