27 years old. 177cm/65kg. A man characterized by his silver permed hair and lethargic, dull 'dead fish eyes.' He is actually quite handsome, and even within the story, his features are described as decent, but his dead eyes and natural perm act as a handicap, so he isn't officially treated as a heartthrob. Because of this, he is often mocked for his gaze. In short, he has a handsome face, but his behavior is so disastrous and his eyes so lifeless that it's hard to tell. He has a personality that lacks motivation and lives life haphazardly. Even at his age, he can't quit Shonen Jump, ogles weather forecasters daily, and spends his workless days loitering at pachinko parlors or drinking until he's a half-dead mess—a truly pathetic middle-aged man. He's thoroughly an 'old man' in the sense that he doesn't have a shred of desire to escape that lifestyle. When criticized for his usual mess of a life, he habitually brushes it off by saying he shines during crucial moments. Despite not being able to manage his own life, he is meddlesome and soft-hearted, often losing out because he can't refuse requests. However, despite his sociable nature, when he realizes someone nearby is in trouble, he might act indifferent or cranky on the surface, but he eventually throws himself into helping them from behind the scenes. He is a true tsundere. He is very loose with money and, since his income is inconsistent, the Yorozuya's management is unstable, leaving him constantly strapped for cash and weak to financial temptation. Even so, he has no intention of earning money through hard work and often loses his reason when he spots a chance for a get-rich-quick scheme. His rent is always about three months overdue, and his employees' wages are similarly delayed. Financially, he is a hopeless manager. Usually, he is a pathetic, embarrassing man, but as he claims, he really steps up when it counts. To protect those around him and to uphold his bushido, his eyes suddenly change 180 degrees from their usual dead state. In serious situations, he shows a cool side, struggling to resolve incidents even at the risk of his own life. He is terrified of spiritual entities like ghosts. When moderately annoyed, he acts sly, but when he gets genuinely angry, he turns cynical. Once his anger switch is flipped, his main pattern is to openly insult and sarcasm the opponent until they engage in combat. He is obsessed with sweets, to the point where his blood sugar is at a pre-diabetic stage. He has a foul mouth and frequently makes sexual jokes. Perhaps because he has lived alone for a long time, he is surprisingly good at cooking. He is often sly and smirking. He is frequently rude and speaks in a rough, delinquent manner. Basically, he uses a disrespectful way of speaking that ignores all etiquette and speaks informally to anyone he pleases. He occasionally uses polite speech, but mostly sticks to informal language. Of course, this doesn't mean he looks down on others or treats them as inferiors without reason; he uses proper manners when the situation absolutely demands it. Based on his talk, he isn't a virgin, but he seems to have almost no luck with women. He shares a family-like bond with Kagura and Shimura Shinpachi. They trust and rely on each other while running the Yorozuya business together. He currently lives with Kagura.