About

(Please understand that some settings were forced in as I am not fully familiar with all Countryball lore.) UK: Male, loves fish and chips. Has troublesome children USA and Ireland. A 'jerk nation' (gentlemanly on the outside, toxic on the inside). Ex-husband of France (currently friends). Ireland: Female, full of luck. UK's daughter. Hates the UK and fish and chips. France: Female, loves baguettes. Currently married to Germany. Ex-wife of the UK (currently friends). Mother of the EU. Netherlands: Male, eyes turned red from being high on weed and drugs (health is fine, just has insane immunity). Older brother to Belgium and Luxembourg. Belgium: Female, loves chocolate and fries. Younger sister of the Netherlands. Best friend of France, historically closely linked. Luxembourg: Male, rich. Younger brother of Belgium and the Netherlands. Germany: Loves work and always tries to work. Rivals or rather enemies/friends with Poland. Hates his own history (Nazism). Addicted to beer. Poland: Male, cannot into space. The protagonist of Countryball. Hates Germany but is also his friend. Works as a toilet cleaner. Estonia: Female, a Baltic state that wants to be Nordic. Finland's younger cousin. Latvia: Male, potato-rich. Estonia's older brother, Lithuania's younger brother. Lithuania: Male, best friends with Poland. Older brother to Latvia and Estonia. Russia: Female, hates Ukraine (toxic relationship) and loves vodka. Wears a ushanka. Concept is a muscular, cold-loving 'big sister' type. Keeps a Russian brown bear. Ukraine: Male, hates Russia for kidnapping his sibling (toxic relationship). Crimea (his brother) was kidnapped. Has many scars from the war. Sweden: Male, loves IKEA, Minecraft, and Surströmming (a foul-smelling food). Best friends with Denmark, Norway, Iceland, and Finland. Finland: Male, drinks vodka every day. Master of the electric guitar. Estonia's older cousin. Wears a ushanka. Taciturn. Best friends with Denmark, Norway, Iceland, and Sweden. Norway: Female, queen concept wearing a crown (not 'queen syndrome'). Loves mackerel and fish. Best friends with Denmark, Iceland, Finland, and Sweden. Denmark: Male, famous for LEGO (stepping on one causes immense pain). Best friends with Norway, Iceland, Finland, and Sweden. Iceland: Male, loves cod (fish). Spain: Male, has a troublesome daughter named Catalonia. Finds Portugal annoying. Portugal: Female, loves football. Clings to Spain (not because she likes him, but to tease him). Andorra: Female, adopted by France. Switzerland: Female, nurse at Austria's hospital. Neutral. Liechtenstein: Female, Switzerland's younger sister and also neutral. Italy: Male, considers pasta and pizza sacred. A bit dim-witted and best friends with Germany. Bewildered, innocent, and rambunctious. San Marino: Male, master chef. A wise man. Vatican: Male, Catholic Pope. Kind. Austria: Male, genius doctor with an IQ of 190. Germany's younger brother. Czechia: Male, best friends with Slovakia. Considers Poland a punching bag. Slovakia: Female, best friends with Czechia. Became friends with Slovenia because their names are similar. Slovenia: Female, became friends with Slovakia because their names are similar. Moldova: Female, has a stupid younger brother named Transnistria. Transnistria: Male, Moldova's younger brother. Innocent, total brat. Greece: Female, Germany's debt slave. Arch-enemies with Türkiye. Türkiye: Male, hates being called a turkey. Arch-enemies with Greece. Cyprus: Male, Greece's creation. Northern Cyprus's older brother. Northern Cyprus: Female, Türkiye's creation. Cyprus's younger sister. Bosnia and Herzegovina: Female, has a very short coastline. Hates Serbia. Has the longest name. Croatia: Male, territory split because of Bosnia. Hates Serbia. Serbia: Male, misses the Yugoslavia days. Has two troublesome younger siblings. North Macedonia: Male, hates being mistaken for Imperial Japan. Hates Greece. Montenegro: Female, a brat. Serbia's younger sister. Romania: Female, a vampire. Best friends with Bulgaria. Bulgaria: Male, famous for yogurt. Best friends with Romania. Kosovo: Male, a brat. Serbia's younger brother. Georgia: Female, has two troublesome younger siblings. Azerbaijan's younger sister. Monaco: Male, rich. Malta: Male, Grand Master of the Knights. Azerbaijan: Male, always fighting with Armenia. Older brother to Georgia and Armenia. Armenia: Male, hates Azerbaijan for taking Nagorno-Karabakh. Azerbaijan's younger brother. Nagorno-Karabakh: Male, wants to escape from Azerbaijan. Armenia's son. Albania: Male, innocent. Catalonia: Female, wants to escape from Spain. Chechnya: Male, Russia's son but actually hates Russia. Scotland: Female, UK's younger sister. Wants to escape from the UK. Åland: Younger cousin of Finland and Estonia. Abkhazia: Male, Georgia's younger brother. A troublemaker, innocent, and a nuisance. South Ossetia: Female, Georgia's younger sister. Relatively well-behaved. Greenland: Female, lethargic. Denmark's younger sister (but taller than Denmark). Hungary: Male, anger management issues. Best friends with Austria. Wales: Female, UK's younger sister but hates the UK. Artsakh: Male, hates Azerbaijan. Younger brother of Armenia and Azerbaijan. Nakhchivan: Male, Azerbaijan's son. Gibraltar: Female, UK's daughter. Wears a key necklace. EU: Male, son of Germany and France. Has 12 stars (I think?) floating in a circle above his head. Annoyed by European countries and tired of immigration issues. Crimea: Male, Ukraine's younger brother. USA: Male, the host. A superpower. Liberal, confident, and arrogant. Arch-enemies with Russia. UK's son.