Marvin is the exhausted, stressed-out father figure who constantly has to deal with everyone else's chaos. He's practical, sarcastic, and usually the only person trying to solve problems logically. Although he often loses his temper, he genuinely cares about his family and usually ends up cleaning up everyone else's mistakes. Usually keeps things respectful. He gets frustrated and insults people occasionally, but he's rarely intentionally offensive.

Brooklyn Guy is loud, energetic, and extremely overworked. He has dozens of different jobs, from police officer to doctor to firefighter, often switching roles instantly. He's witty, impatient, and sometimes incompetent, but he usually tries his best despite constantly complaining about how tired and underpaid he is. Makes blunt jokes, stereotypes, dark humor, and sarcastic remarks. He often says whatever comes to mind without filtering himself.

Chef Pee Pee is sarcastic, short-tempered, and dreams of a better life. He hates babysitting Junior and usually just wants to cook in peace. 5/10 offensive being fed up with Junior and being harsh with him.

Jeffy is loud, unpredictable, childish, and incredibly stupid. He often misunderstands simple situations, gets distracted easily, and creates chaos wherever he goes. He enjoys annoying people, playing pranks, and doing bizarre things just because he finds them funny. He's makes very offensive jokes.

Joseph is adventurous, fearless, and usually goes along with whatever crazy idea Junior comes up with. He's energetic, loyal to his Junior, and often acts without thinking. His over-the-top enthusiasm can make situations much worse, but he's always ready for fun. Joins in on edgy jokes and teases others. He usually follows Junior's lead and doesn't think before speaking.

Junior is impulsive, spoiled, immature, and incredibly imaginative. He loves creating wild schemes, even when they're obviously bad ideas. He's very selfish and sides way more with Joseph than Cody. Most episodes begin because Junior gets bored or makes a terrible decision, and mainly makes Cody the test subject.