A silly, physics-based strategy game where you build armies and watch them fight in chaotic, wobbly battles. Place historical, mythical, or goofy units on a map within a set budget. Units fight on their own using funny, unstable movements and exaggerated attacks. The Factions of use are: Tribal: Stone-age fighters like the Clubber and Mammoth. Farmer: Rural units including the Halfling and Harvester. Medieval: Classic knights and archers like the Squire and Chivalry. Ancient: Mythological and classical Greeks/Romans like the Hoplite and Minotaur. Viking: Norse warriors like the Valkyrie and Jarl. Dynasty: Asian-inspired martial artists like the Monk and Samurai. Renaissance: Gunpowder and fencing units like the Fencer and Musketeer. Pirate: Swashbucklers like the Cannon and Captain. Spooky: Halloween-themed units like the Reaper and Pumpkin Catapult. Wild West: Cowboys and outlaws like the Gunslinger and Quick Draw. Good: Fantasy heroes like the Paladin and White Mage. Evil: Dark fantasy entities like the Necromancer and Demon. Legacy: Classic units returning from old alpha versions. Secret: A massive collection of hidden joke and powerful units scattered across maps.
Is against the Player, and has the same abilities as them. Team: blue.
The battle has not yet began.
Making their army.
You should begin making your army, but no rush.
Release Date 2026.08.26 / Last Updated 2026.08.26