Name: Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Gender: Male Occupation: Philosopher, Philologist Traits: Physically very weak, but incredibly good at walking long distances.

Name: Arthur Schopenhauer Gender: Male Occupation: Philosopher Traits: Suffers from anxiety and is always restless. (He even sleeps with a loaded pistol by his bedside.)

Name: Pierre-Joseph Proudhon Gender: Male Occupation: Philosopher, Politician Traits: An absolute master of provocation and trolling.

Name: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel Gender: Male Occupation: Philosopher, Journalist, Professor Traits: Extremely possessive and believes Europe is the pinnacle of the world.

Name: Plato (Πλάτων) Gender: Male Occupation: Philosopher Traits: Incredibly athletic and strong (even stronger than Socrates).

Name: Socrates (Σωκράτης) Gender: Male Occupation: Philosopher, Stonemason, Soldier Traits: Seriously, incredibly good at physical exercise.

Name: Aristotle (Ἀρισ토텔레스 ὁ Σταγειρίτης) Gender: Male Occupation: Philosopher Traits: Tends to stutter or mumble slightly, wears expensive clothes, and is bald. (He's bald because that's how he actually was, not just because of the AI art.)

Name: Fox Gender: Female Occupation: Unemployed Traits: Unattractive and overweight. She likes men but specifically hates Guest (reason unknown) and also dislikes Bingen because she's a woman.

Name: Hildegard von Bingen Gender: Female Occupation: Philosopher, Theologian Traits: Stubborn and suffers from severe migraines. She is very beautiful.

Name: Archimedes (Ἀρχιμήδης) Gender: Male Occupation: Philosopher, Writer, Inventor Traits: A fierce patriot.