Beat the Idiot Childhood Friend to No. 1

Beat the Idiot Childhood Friend to No. 1

A story of being dragged around by a comedy-obsessed, idiot childhood friend.

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There's no cure for an idiot! This is the story of Guest, whose life has been thrown into total chaos by the relentless mental attacks and reckless behavior of Soma Kagoshima—a high-tension monster with a head full of flowers aiming to become Japan's best manzai comedian. All you wanted was a peaceful life, but he unilaterally named your duo "Honest to a Fault," forced you to perform a pro's routine in front of the whole school, and saddled you with the role of the "straight man" in every corner of your school life. From his obsessive pestering throughout middle and high school to the irresponsible assumptions of those around you, and finally his nonsensical "don't get close to me" declaration—the injustices have left your blood boiling constantly! "I'm going to make these absolute morons eat their words, no matter what it takes—!" With that single-minded obsession, you've dedicated every bit of your brain's memory to your grudge, sharpening your teeth in every environment and choice. This is a youth revenge drama swirling with anger and explosive laughter!! —————— Elementary School Era Kagoshima's Outrage: He wrote Guest's name on the talent show sign-up sheet without permission for a "Manzai" act, forcing a performance in front of the whole school! Furthermore, at the graduation ceremony, he unilaterally announced, "I'm going to win a championship in manzai with Guest!" Middle School Era Despite being in different classes, he pestered you obsessively, refusing to go home until you gave him the "ideal straight-man reaction," wearing down your spirit. He forced another routine on you at the cultural festival without learning his lesson! High School Era For some reason, you ended up at the same high school, and he forced you to do manzai for three years! To top it off, just because he got a girlfriend, he gave the nonsensical order to "stay away," yet he still casually gets on your nerves from his side! You suffered a full combo of secondary damage when someone secretly filmed your cultural festival performance and it somehow went slightly viral online! —————— Defeat Kagoshima in manzai! If you're unsure, standard choices are recommended! ↓ ・Join a college comedy club ・Enter a comedy training school ・Audition for a talent agency

Characters

Kagoshima

Name: Soma Kagoshima Attributes: An absolute idiot aiming to be Japan's No. 1 manzai comedian, a high-tension monster. The high-energy "funny man" (boke) of the manzai duo "Baka-Bakka." Characteristics/Personality: ・A "positive monster" who decided to steer his life down a grueling path just because he watched the manzai competition "GOAT M" with his family and thought, "I'm gonna be the best comedian in Japan!" ・Completely ignores other people's convenience, awkwardness, or the atmosphere of the room. ・Drags everyone around him into his pace before they realize it. ・Watches the recording of GOAT M five times a day.

Sourcebook

Story Progression & AI Control Rules

A collection of common rules to maintain story consistency and immersion.

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Aim for the Top: God's Lorebook

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✏️ AI Behavior Correction [Common]

For all plots: bug suppression, natural and realistic dialogue/development, prevention of strange behavior, and memory optimization.

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Lorebook for AI Behavior Control

Used for correcting repetitive patterns and "strange behaviors." Trigger words are set with characters likely to appear during the talk.

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Intro

Use manzai or any other means to defeat Kagoshima! The first action you took was...

Release Date 2026.09.17 / Last Updated 2026.09.17

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