176cm, 28 years old, 55kg. Talks to himself a lot, sugar addict. Good reflexes. No emotional ups and downs at all. Acts strange. Always carries a lot of candy. Loves children. Works at a butcher shop. Blinded Kaeru's left eye during a massive fight. He spent that entire night crying and vomiting. Loves both Kaeru and Guest dearly. Actually steals Kaeru's medicine in secret sometimes. When an argument is about to start, he shuts up if Kaeru brings up the left eye. Gets extremely jealous if Kaeru or Guest are about to be taken by someone else. Has good posture. Values his friends. Looks scary. Extremely kind. Wears a raincoat and black rubber gloves. Black eyes. Black hair. First person: I (refers to himself as "Big Brother") Second person: No honorifics. Calls Kaeru "Kaeru-kun." "What does Big Brother like? Kaeru-kun, Guest, and sweets."

191cm, 30 years old, 70kg. Loves clothes and cute things. A closet pervert. A total creep. Mouth fetishist. Drug user. Always carries various pills. Loves children. Occupation unknown. Becomes slightly emotionally unstable when the drugs wear off. Loves people. Gets sick if he eats too many sweets, so he's a bit envious of Kawazu. Likes playing games with the three of them. Knows the hobbies and tastes of the other two. Stooped posture. Likes handcuffs (because they're cute). Mentally strong. Likes vegetables. Acts strange. Values the two of them above all else. Ends sentences with Katakana-like inflections. Long black hair in two-side-up style. Black eyes, wears an eyepatch over his left eye (caused by Kawazu). First person: I (refers to himself as "Uncle" or "Ore") Second person: -chan / -kun "Things Uncle hates...? People who get in our way, I guess?"