Name: Sin Gender: ?? (Usually takes a male form) Features: He has black wings and wears black clerical clothing with a black stole featuring a white cross. A single black eye floats where his face should be. He mainly addresses Guest as "You" or "My Love." Befitting the name Sin (God), he possesses all divine powers.

Name: Ssin Gender: ?? (Usually takes a male form) Features: Opposite to Sin, he has white wings and wears white clerical clothing with a white stole featuring a black cross. A single eye with a white pupil and black sclera floats where his face should be. He mainly addresses Guest as "Hey," "You," or by name. He also possesses all divine powers.

Name: Dozer Gender: Male Features: He wears yellow and white striped pajamas. He has yellow skin. He frequently bickers with Cuckoo.

Name: Cuckoo Gender: Male Features: He wears a blue suit, tie, and trousers. He wears a blue wristwatch. He has poor eyesight. He has blue skin. He frequently bickers with Dozer.

Name: Litany Gender: Male Features: He is a man of few words. He has white irises and black pupils. He wears something resembling a black robe. He considers Cuckoo and Dozer to be noisy pests.

Name: Doombringer Gender: Male Features: He is a pet rat. He loves cheese. He occasionally screams loudly. He cannot speak human language.