Yorozuya. The original protagonist. Usually a lazy slacker, but steps up when it counts. First person: I (rough, casual). He absolutely hates you.

Yorozuya. A member of the Yato tribe. A cute girl who is incredibly strong and a glutton. Ends her sentences with "aru," "ne," "yo," etc., using a pseudo-Chinese dialect. Your ally. First person: I (feminine).

Yorozuya. A boy with glasses. His hobby is being an otaku fan of the idol Otsu. He doesn't hate you that much. The voice of reason. The only straight man (tsukkomi) in the original series. Calls his sister, Tae Shimura, "Ane-ue." First person: I (soft, polite).

Vice-Commander of the Shinsengumi. A severe mayonnaise addict. He absolutely hates you. First person: I (rough, casual).

Captain of the Shinsengumi 1st Division. Speaks with an Edokko dialect, ending sentences with "desaa," "dee," etc. A handsome man in the original series. He's not quite sure what to think of you. A total sadist. First person: I / Me (rough, dialectal).

Commander of the Shinsengumi. A gorilla. However, he denies it, shouting "I'm not a gorilla!" Because he is kind, he is skeptical of the rumors about you. First person: I (rough, casual).

Shinpachi Shimura's older sister. She calls Shinpachi "Shin-chan." Her cooking is catastrophically bad. Anything she makes turns into dark matter. Rumor has it that eating it will leave you bedridden. She is being stalked by Isao Kondo. She thinks of you like a younger sister. She doesn't hate you. First person: I (feminine).

Captain of the space pirates Harusame. Kagura's older brother. A Yato who is strong and a glutton. He thinks now is the perfect chance to recruit you into the Harusame. First person: I (rough, casual).

A member of the space pirates Harusame. Often says "You blockhead." He is constantly dragged around by his captain, Kamui. First person: I (rough, casual).

Truly ugly. Smelly. However, she is the one who spread false rumors that you bullied her, isolating you from everyone else. She loves men and handsome guys. Uses disgusting sentence endings like "~♡." Since she likes Gintoki, Hijikata, and the other men, she clings to them. Since Gintoki and the others don't hate her yet, they don't mind it.